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		<title>Wax Poetics Radio Podcast 07</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 18:22:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wax Poetics</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apollo Brown and OC, BadBadNotGood, Andrew Williams, and <i>Personal Space: Electronic Soul 1974–1984</i>]]></description>
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<p>Seven from Chocolate Industries talks about his compilation <em>Personal Space: Electronic Soul 1974–1984. </em>Producer Apollo Brown discusses <em>Trophies</em>, his collaboration with OC of Diggin&#8217; in the Crates fame. Alex Sowinski and Chester Hansen from jazz trio BadBadNotGood talk about backing Frank Ocean at Coachella and reworking the music of My Bloody Valentine. R&amp;B legend Andre Williams discusses the inspiration behind his two favorite compositions.</p>
<p>Beats by Eric Lau from the track &#8220;Outro (Supreme)&#8221; taken from<em> The Mission</em> EP.</p>
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<p><strong>Playlist</strong></p>
<p>1. &#8220;I Am a Man&#8221; Key &amp; Cleary<br />
2. Seven interview<br />
3. &#8220;My Bleeding Wound&#8221; The New Year<br />
4. Apollo Brown interview<br />
5. &#8220;Just Walk&#8221; Apollo Brown &amp; OC<br />
6. Apollo Brown interview<br />
7. &#8220;Prove Me Wrong&#8221; Apollo Brown &amp; OC<br />
8. Alex Sowinski &amp; Chester Hansen of BadBadNotGood interview<br />
9. &#8220;UWM (feat. Leland Whitty)&#8221; BadBadNotGood<br />
10. Alex Sowinski &amp; Chester Hansen of BadBadNotGood interview<br />
11. &#8220;You Made Me Realise (feat. Luan Phung)&#8221; BadBadNotGood<br />
12. Andre Williams interview<br />
13. &#8220;Funky Judge&#8221; Bull &amp; the Matadors<br />
14. Andre Williams interview<br />
15. &#8220;Shake a Tail Feather&#8221; Mitch Ryder<br />
16. Andre Williams interview</p>
<p><em><strong>Wax Poetics Radio is an open-format podcast that will feature different hosts and DJs playing a variety of music and interviews.</strong></em></p>
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		<title>Rhythm Recordings</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 20:41:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew Mason</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It certainly is a golden time for soul and disco reissues — Wax Po HQ is overflowing with a bounty of treats we never thought we&#8217;d see back in circulation. BBE leads the pack with a hefty five-disc set of Al Kent&#8217;s notorious Disco Demands re-edits. These sly reworks of &#8217;70s obscurities first saw light [...]]]></description>
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<p>It certainly is a golden time for soul and disco reissues — Wax Po HQ is overflowing with a bounty of treats we never thought we&#8217;d see back in circulation. BBE leads the pack with a hefty five-disc set of Al Kent&#8217;s notorious <em><a href="http://www.bbemusic.com/data.pl?release=BBE173CCD" target="_blank">Disco Demands</a></em> re-edits. These sly reworks of &#8217;70s obscurities first saw light as limited, unauthorized 12-inch singles, complete with falsified track info to throw disco trainspotters off the scent. BBE has pulled the curtain back and includes all the proper credits on this legitimate release, an serious hunk of dancefloor weaponry. BBE brings us another unlikely and most welcome reissue with Sandy Barber&#8217;s terrific <em>The Best Is Yet to Come</em>. The young diva who would go on to sing several certified club burners turned in a stellar set of uptempo modern soul in 1977 highlighted by the addictive &#8220;<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GS14sSuJC40" target="_blank">I Think I&#8217;ll Do Some Stepping (On My Own)</a>,&#8221; which receives two alternate mixes courtesy of the aforementioned Mr. Kent and NYC legend John Morales. BBE&#8217;s London-Brooklyn connection continues with a quirky and entirely enjoyable mix from veterano John De Mairo, cofounder of the groundbreaking house music purveyor <a href="http://www.discogs.com/label/Henry+Street+Music" target="_blank">Henry Street Records</a>. In perfect counterpoint to the <em>Disco Demands</em> rarities collection, <a href="http://www.mixcloud.com/bbemusic/johnny-d-special-henry-street-disco-jamms/" target="_blank"><em>Johnny D Presents Disco Jamms</em></a> is stocked with unjustly forgotten but still affordable early &#8217;80s winners. I know I wasn&#8217;t the only one hitting the Discogs marketplace after hearing this set.</p>
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<p>Taking a more comprehensive approach are <a href="http://www.soulmusic.com/Index.asp?s=5&amp;T=8" target="_blank">SoulMusic.Com Records</a> and <a href="https://www.facebook.com/BigBreakRecords" target="_blank">Big Break Records</a>, both of whom have teamed up with UK distributor <a href="http://www.cherryred.co.uk/" target="_blank">Cherry Red</a> to reissue a fabulous array of modern soul and funk. To pick just a handful of fruit from this bounty is to ignore a plethora of worthy choices (check the websites for more) but special mention must be given to the long overdue reappearance of the first two Loose Ends albums, each with generous bonus tracks and authoritative liner notes. If you aren&#8217;t familiar with &#8220;<a href="http://youtu.be/NFRF8w4DdZk" target="_blank">Hangin&#8217; On A String</a>,&#8221; the slinkiest, sexiest ode to amorous ambivalence ever, you have some learning to do. (DJs will be pleased to see the elusive <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hurqJXzOCNo&amp;f" target="_blank">Frankie Knuckles Club Mix</a> of &#8220;Hangin&#8217;&#8221; also included.) The URL-monikered label has recently added to its catalog some middle-era Teena Marie (<em>Robbery</em> and <em>Starchild</em>) and Patrice Rushen&#8217;s first, self-titled record on Elektra (&#8220;<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eaYuLY_sf8" target="_blank">Hang It Up</a>,&#8221; anyone?), making them definitely one to watch. Also in the realm of essential female-fronted soul is Donna McGhee&#8217;s lone LP, <em>Make It Last Forever</em>. Initially issued on Red Greg in 1978 (the album was a Greg Carmichael/Patrick Adams affair), it is a classic that has only grown in stature over the years. One listen to &#8220;<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yv_HwzIBOYs" target="_blank">It Ain&#8217;t No Big Thing</a>&#8221; or &#8220;<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJ_fjT0abTg&amp;" target="_blank">Make It Last Forever</a>&#8221; (both also present in alternate edits on this reissue from Big Break) will show why.</p>
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<p>Any mention of disco and soul reissues in the year of 2012 would be remiss if it did not single out the tremendous campaign that Harmless has undertaken with the Philadelphia International catalog. Starting with a decent enough two disc set of re-edits, the label has followed up with a stunning update of the legendary <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Philadelphia-International-Classics-Moulton-Remixes/dp/B006W33UC4" target="_blank"><em>Philadelphia Classics</em> LP</a>, one of disco don <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Moulton" target="_blank">Tom Moulton</a>&#8216;s crowning achievements when it was first issued in 1977. In addition to the eight long versions featured on the original album, Harmless has enlisted Moulton to revisit a jaw-dropping 23 further classics from PIR, totaling a four-CD set. Working with the original multitracks, Moulton&#8217;s mixes are a revelation, teasing glorious extended performances from beloved standards like &#8220;<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGWNc1dkOgY" target="_blank">The Love I Lost</a>,&#8221; &#8220;<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNIGZXMRHN8" target="_blank">Nights Over Egypt</a>&#8221; and &#8220;<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cD31807GRgc" target="_blank">You&#8217;ll Never Find Another Love Like Mine</a>.&#8221; If there is one disco-related release you buy this year (and you&#8217;ll forgive my lapse into blurb-speak), let it be this one. Essential.</p>
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<p>Looking ahead, there are two exceptional reissues on the near horizon. The first comes from Boston-based label <a href="http://www.culturesofsoul.com/" target="_blank">Cultures of Soul</a>, who have collected the work of their fellow Bostonian Andre Evans into a classy package that shines a light on this hard to find material. Quirky and danceable, the Evans Pyramid singles have been a hot commodity in collector&#8217;s circles for the unique way they meld heartfelt vocal performances with unusual funk arrangements (check out &#8220;<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XomiLeRQhmE" target="_blank">No I Won&#8217;t</a>&#8220;). <em></em></p>
<p><em>Private Wax</em>, due out early summer, is a compilation drawn from the vaults of London&#8217;s Zaf C. (who had a big hand in the terrific <a href="http://www.bbemusic.com/data.pl?release=BBE181CLP" target="_blank"><em>Americana</em></a> comp of last year). Off-the-radar disco and boogie is the order of the day here, and a top notch selection it is. Ranging from the tough funk of Gregory Jolly&#8217;s &#8220;<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxZLf4SW0sw" target="_blank">What&#8217;Em Doing Is My Business</a>&#8221; to the smooth steppers groove of Chuck Strong&#8217;s cover of Gwen McRae (&#8220;<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ce_ZEKyu7eY" target="_blank">Doin&#8217; It</a>&#8220;), <em>Private Wax</em> is something to look forward to. Wax Poetics readers who enjoyed our Prince special issue will also be happy to hear that it includes the rare 12-inch version of 94 East&#8217;s &#8220;If You Feel Like Dancin&#8217;.&#8221;</p>
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<p>Last but not least is Now-Again&#8217;s <em><a href="http://www.nowagainrecords.com/various-soul-cal/" target="_blank">Soul Cal</a></em> comp of disco and modern soul from 1971 through 1982. The ridiculous mini-book (with plenty of label scans and archival photos) that comes with it explores “America’s best, independent, ’70s soul-ensembles” at a time when they transitioned from funk to disco. For the book alone, this is worth checking out. Burners like Stanton Davis’ Ghetto Mysticism’s <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q61Xn5iRJP0" target="_blank">“Things Cannot Stop Forever”</a> and Ellis &amp; Cephas’s <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_gKYkLdiDE" target="_blank">“I&#8217;m Gonna Miss You Girl”</a> make it a must for connoisseurs of the independent disco scene.</p>
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		<title>Johnny Osbourne</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 03:26:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wax Poetics</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Reggae legend Johnny Osbourne plays this Saturday in Harlem—hosted by Clive Chin, with DJ Fidel &#8220;Twice&#8221; Luna—at Ginny&#8217;s Supper Club (at Red Rooster, Chef Marcus Samuelsson&#8217;s spot).]]></description>
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<p>Reggae legend Johnny Osbourne plays this Saturday in Harlem—hosted by Clive Chin, with DJ Fidel &#8220;Twice&#8221; Luna—at Ginny&#8217;s Supper Club (at <a href="http://redroosterharlem.com/" target="_blank">Red Rooster</a>, Chef Marcus Samuelsson&#8217;s spot).</p>
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		<title>Marc Mac</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 20:59:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wax Poetics</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hailing from Dollis Hill, London, Marc Mac is one half of the legendary outfit 4hero and founder of Reinforced Records, a cornerstone of early electronic music in the U.K. In the late &#8217;90s, 4hero signed to Gilles Peterson’s Talkin Loud Records and went on to produce Two Pages and Creating Patterns before branching out on their [...]]]></description>
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<p>Hailing from Dollis Hill, London, Marc Mac is one half of the legendary outfit 4hero and founder of Reinforced Records, a cornerstone of early electronic music in the U.K. <span id="more-27643"></span>In the late &#8217;90s, 4hero signed to Gilles Peterson’s Talkin Loud Records and went on to produce <em>Two Pages</em> and <em>Creating Patterns </em>before branching out on their own. Between producing music for Jill Scott, Roy Ayers, Phonte, and Terry Callier, Marc started another project called Visioneers, releasing a set of 7-inch singles and the full album <em>Dirty Old Hip Hop</em> (BBE Records).</p>
<p>Marc returns with a new Visioneers record, <em>Hipology</em>, which he says is “a collage of some of my personal influences as a DJ/producer growing up listening to hip-hop; it’s a real eclectic mix of breaks, beats, soul, jazz, and freaky squeaks, and not a sampler in sight. Visioneers is about revisiting my love for hip-hop; what it was and what it is, the musical influences and the culture.” <em>Hipology</em> will be released on BBE Records in late spring.</p>
<p>101 Apparel has teamed up to release a <a href="http://101apparel.com/html/mens_marc_mac_hipology_black.html" target="_blank">T-shirt with a limited-edition cassette</a>.</p>
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		<title>Adam Yauch (MCA), 1964–2012</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2012 22:07:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian DiGenti</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Beastie Boys]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chuck D]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I can still vividly remember my first rap show. It was the spring winter of 1986 1987, and the Beastie Boys were touring to support their debut album, Licensed to Ill. They weren&#8217;t opening for Run-DMC; they were headlining this tour, backed up by punks (Murphy&#8217;s Law) and funks (Fishbone). The Jacksonville Coliseum was nowhere near full [...]]]></description>
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<p>I can still vividly remember my first rap show. It was the <del>spring</del> winter of <del>1986</del> 1987, and the Beastie Boys were touring to support their debut album, <em>Licensed to Ill</em>. They weren&#8217;t opening for Run-DMC; they were headlining this tour, backed up by punks (Murphy&#8217;s Law) and funks (Fishbone). The Jacksonville Coliseum was nowhere near full capacity, and it would be another year before the crew fully blew the fuck up, but the atmosphere was surely electric. Being a lowly eighth grader at the time, full of angst and whatnot, the gratuitously raunchy, and now infamous, show was obviously thrilling for me; this was my own rebel music. When the parents read about the inflatable erection in the paper the next morning, I could hardly help not to pound my chest like an ape at the breakfast table. &#8220;Brass Monkey!&#8221; I yelled. Parents just didn&#8217;t understand.</p>
<p>Looking back at this early stage of their career and development, it&#8217;s obvious that their raunch is not what they&#8217;ll be remembered for. They were true pioneers in music. As Chuck D pointed out, &#8220;They proved that rap could come from any street.&#8221; But more than just crossing racial barriers, they brought hip-hop into the national consciousness and dialog. It wasn&#8217;t just Eminem who would benefit from their success; it was every rapper and group that came after them. Rap was never again thought of as some passing fad or left-field anomaly. Suddenly, even your mom knew what rap was, for better or worse, but certainly forever.</p>
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<p>Adam Yauch (aka MCA)—rapper, father, activist, pioneer—passed away today after a brave battle with cancer. He was forty-seven years young.</p>
<p>When Guru passed away a couple years ago, the hip-hop community—especially the older heads that can remember when these records came out—was shocked and saddened. It wasn&#8217;t just the death of a beloved icon, but the symbolic death of an ideal. The golden era and the old school are now truly things of our past. These were musicians who were part of what was essentially a youth movement. We can&#8217;t stay young forever; and let&#8217;s not try to. Growing up and old is an everyday occurrence. And death, that&#8217;s something we see all too often. Publishing this magazine for a decade, we&#8217;ve dealt with death. Older jazz cats and soul singers pass before we ever get a chance to talk with them. And too often, these icons pass away right after we talk to them—sometimes right before their article is published. But now, a younger generation is dealing with loss. And with MCA&#8217;s passing, we can truly mark an end of an era.</p>
<p>But there&#8217;s always light at the end of the tunnel. We&#8217;ve recently emerged from a dark decade where hip-hop had lost its voice, its power, its way. Today, there is a lot to be happy about. There is a new generation of hip-hoppers who truly understand and appreciate the roots. They&#8217;re finally creating new music for us, and inherent in their art is a respect for the past. Something that had been missing for many years.</p>
<p>So let&#8217;s celebrate the life and accomplishments of Adam Yauch, and let&#8217;s always remember the pioneers.</p>
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		<title>You got a 100 50 20 10 dollar bill, put your hands up</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2012 21:09:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Logan Melissa</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stanley was from Philly and had great facial hair, just like Freeway. He was also famous for playing the double bass, which, as someone with a license plate that says "MORE808," is a phrase that makes my blood pump faster. DOUBLE BASS. This is like saying double small-of-my-back caressing or double piles of $100 bills to me.]]></description>
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<p align="center"><strong>Siiiingle laaaadieeees, I can’t hear you.</strong></p>
<p align="center"><strong>(this week’s treasures are in my headphones)<span id="more-27052"></span> </strong></p>
<p><strong><em>Blond hash (hybrid), add to your choice of smoke, $10/gram!!!</em></strong> says the sign in the window of my hometown dispensary. I’m not a smoker, but I appreciate the news. Through my brother and Black Hippy songs, I stay up on weed prices just so I have something to talk about at parties, along with my old standby topics <a href="http://www.nba.com/playoffs/2012/westseries3/index.html?ls=st&amp;g=2&amp;t=gs"><span style="color: #ff0000;"><span style="color: #ff0000;">“Lakers: YES”</span></span></a> and “Do you think I am pretty, y/n.” $10 is a pretty good deal for a blond hash hybrid, right? A gram&#8217;ll last you a good month or two, right? Aw, I have no idea. In any case, it’s hard to beat ten bucks for anything blond and that is my completely unbiased opinion.</p>
<p><strong><em>NEW PATIENTS RECEIVE A FREE WAX SNAP!</em></strong>, promises the sign a little farther down, in smaller print. It&#8217;s getting really good now. There&#8217;s some thirsty sign-writers at this dispensary. Plus <strong>“wax snap”</strong> sounds like a record-scavenging term, so I approve. And $10 is enough to fix you, regardless of your pleasurable substance, if just for a little while.<em> It&#8217;s not like I&#8217;m a fiend or anything, <strong>but</strong></em>  I strongly believe that getting served doesn&#8217;t need to be expensive. When I went to my hometown to visit my mom last weekend, the ten bucks in my pocket could’ve gone to Starbucks (iced Americano plus an extra shot, plus a muffin), or blond hash to add to my smoke like the alluring dispensary offered. But none of these are fixes for me. Like always, then, I took my ten bucks to <span style="color: #ff0000;"><a href="http://www.gradysrecordrefuge.com/"><span style="color: #ff0000;">the local shop</span></a></span>, just up the street, for records. Records. Recordsrecords.  Sometimes I swear I must have glaucoma because of floaty things in my eyes, but I&#8217;m not a weed addict. I&#8217;m not <em>any</em> kind of addict. I&#8217;m not at all like Nina Simone with her beloved Valium, or Rick Ross with releasing recorded pieces of garbage constantly into the universe; now <em>those two</em> are addicts. I can quit anytime I want to. Also I was just holding it for a friend, and I need to borrow $20. Until then, here&#8217;s my cute little hometown mini-haul: <strong>4 selections for $11</strong>! Exhilarating!</p>
<p><em>I&#8217;m good for that $20, by the way. And if you can spare $25 you&#8217;d really help me out of a jam.</em></p>
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<h2><strong>Stanley Clarke, <em>Journey to Love</em> (Nemperor, 1975). <span style="color: #ff0000;">$3. </span></strong></h2>
<p>Stanley was from Philly and had great facial hair, just like Freeway. He was also famous for playing the double bass, which, as someone with a license plate that says &#8220;MORE808,&#8221; is a phrase that makes my blood pump faster. <strong><em>DOUBLE BASS</em>.</strong> This is like saying <em>double small-of-my-back caressing</em> or <em>double piles of $100 bills </em>to me.<em><br />
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<p><strong>“Thanks to L. Ron Hubbard for his never-ending inspiration”</strong> it says just above Stan’s big beautiful face on the back, prompting a good, firm <strong><em>What in the fuck?</em></strong> from this little lady. I read it out loud to myself in the store just to make sure it was real. Stanley was clearly drunk when he wrote his thank yous, because everyone knows L. Ron Hubbard maybe supported Apartheid and was probably a bad person. Stanley meant to shoutout <em>Freddie</em> Hubbard, I decided with no confirmation and just pure stubbornness, because that&#8217;s how I live my life. But after a minute of straight confusion I just gave in, succumbed to the weird Scientology juju, and shouted out THE GOD <span style="color: #ff0000;"><a href="http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/explainer/2008/08/the_afterlife_for_scientologists.html"><span style="color: #ff0000;">Isaac Hayes</span></a></span>. Who am I, after all, to judge someone else’s spiritual truth? Get &#8216;em, Stanley Clarke, with your religious beliefs that creep everybody out. You&#8217;re in good company. (Stanley learned Scientology from Chick Corea, like how Prince learned about being a Jehovah&#8217;s witness from Larry Graham. Stan and Chick are the jazzy, dad&#8217;s-record-collection version of religious-indoctrination music friends.)</p>
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<p><strong></strong><em>Journey to Love</em> is called a classic. How silly. It’s a solid cleaning-the-house record (side B especially), with some perfectly nice guest appearances (Jeff Beck, George Duke). But what sells this thing is “Concerto for Jazz/Rock Orchestra,” the world’s clunkiest title for a song that happens to be the source of some good breaks—like the part <span style="color: #ff0000;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&amp;v=NXoq6hO3Jus#t=111s"><span style="color: #ff0000;">at this exact moment</span></a></span>, from <em>Endtroducing&#8230;</em>, and the killer<em><strong> DOOO-do-do-doodoodoo</strong></em> in that song by the King of Detroit/my heart, Danny Brown (<span style="color: #ff0000;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAG1TCSTVTc"><span style="color: #ff0000;">“Guitar Solo”</span></a></span>). <strong>“Hey, glasses-wearing production wizard Quelle Chris, where’s that &#8216;Guitar Solo&#8217; loop from?”</strong> I almost asked him a hundred times on Twitter after I first got <em>The Hybrid</em>, but stopped because I am shy. I hoped I’d <span style="color: #ff0000;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAG1TCSTVTc&amp;feature=player_detailpage#t=47s"><span style="color: #ff0000;">find out the answer at the guitar solo</span></a></span>. And wouldn&#8217;t you know, that&#8217;s exactly what happened.</p>
<p>(Guitar solo by David Sancious.)</p>
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<p>“Song for John II” has a <span style="color: #ff0000;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&amp;v=dsB1VQuYWE0#t=278s"><span style="color: #ff0000;">pretty 9-note piano</span></a></span> section that would make for an excellently emo break. C&#8217;mon, producers. And the <span style="color: #ff0000;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdlwV-_DTH0"><span style="color: #ff0000;">plinky sounds at the beginning of the title track</span></a></span> sound like the “Thuggish Ruggish Bone” break even though, yes, I am aware of the actual sample source. Any mention of Bone Thugs in 2012 means I’m either talking about Rocky’s flow, listening to KDAY’s lunchtime hour, marveling at how much Delonte West looks like Bizzy Bone, or complaining about the current lack of sing-song rap. I’m also doing some rap-related complaining about the continued presence of Khalifa on my car radio, and about stereotypes that seem inherent to rapper profiles in which the profiler marvels at the fact that the rapper being profiled is <em>an intelligent human being who is careful with his money</em>. Grantland, I adore you. But the <a href="http://www.grantland.com/blog/hollywood-prospectus/post/_/id/48492/three-doses-of-waka-flocka-flame"><span style="color: #ff0000;">“You mean to tell me Waka’s not a complete moron?”</span></a> story angle is not compelling. Waka loves his mom, I assume. He watches <em>Sportscenter</em>, goes to CVS or whatever the Georgia version of CVS is, and probably doesn’t actually have beef with the Vice Lords. This description fits me, and my mailman, and everyone reading this, probably. Adult Swim, emoticons, the mall, McDonald&#8217;s: WE ARE ALL WAKA, except for the part about having beautiful hair and being 7 feet tall. His normalcy is not surprising. Plus he has zero felonies, which is good, because MGK looks like he just robbed a liquor store and I do not like it one bit. Listen, I’m not against <em>rap</em>. I’m not against rap<em>pers</em>. But I <em>am</em> against those thugs.</p>
<p>ANYWAY. Stanley graduated to soundtracks in the ‘90s, a classic hustle for a family man in the industry who is middle-aged and tired of touring. Stanley also briefly worked on the music for <em>Pee-Wee’s Playhouse</em> (!), a fact which delights the 9-year old girl inside of me. (The show also received musical contributions from Danny Elfman and Devo’s Mark Mothersbaugh—a fact that I should&#8217;ve known already in preparation for my appearance on <em>Jeopardy!</em>, even though Devo is more <em>Cash Cab</em> than <em>Jeopardy!)</em></p>
<p>[After <em>Boyz in the Hood</em> and <em>Higher Learning</em>, Stan did the music for <em>Roll Bounce</em> (with Nile Rodgers!). I’m embarrassed to say how many times I’ve seen that film, but this has less to do with my choices in viewing habits or my weakness for Bow Wow’s seductive eyes and 5’2” stature (swoon) as it does with VH-1’s rerun habits. The film has a scene where all the boys are watching Meagan Good put on her skates and <span style="color: #ff0000;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5AztWseIdU"><span style="color: #ff0000;">“Love to Love You Baby”</span></a></span> is playing. It’s seductive as hell, not because I want to make out with Meagan although that would be just fine, but because I want to <em>be</em> Meagan. Listen, guys: we all just want to be gazed upon like in corny “urban youth life lesson” movies, or kicked game to while a song plays, like in the <span style="color: #ff0000;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&amp;v=P0FKzPfsxA4#t=82s"><span style="color: #ff0000;">“Every Little Step”</span></a></span> video.]</p>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>Jeopardy!<em> Fact: </em></strong></span><em>a) The Devo and Elfman news as explained above. b) Nemperor Records was started by the Beatles’ manager Brian Epstein, who carried on a love affair with speed and benzos that ended badly. Re-routing your brain chemicals is probably the only way to live when you’re gay and it’s </em>illegal to be gay in your home country<em>, though. The closest I can come to understanding this kind of anguish is when I think about the world we live in and the fact that there are monsters out there who have the nerve to sell their old Zapp and Bunny Wailer records to local stores. </em></p>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong><em>Personal goal: </em></strong></span><em>Well, go on a journey to love, obviously. It’s the best kind of journey upon which a lady can possibly embark. </em></p>
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<h2><strong><em>Vanilla Fudge</em></strong> <strong>(ATCO, 1967).</strong> <span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>$5. </strong></span></h2>
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<p><em>This </em>goddamn band had the arrogance/cluelessness to do a droning, <span style="color: #ff0000;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Yl8u2vGuwc"><span style="color: #ff0000;">nonironic cover of “Shotgun,”</span></a></span> so I am kind of mad. And their “Eleanor Rigby” is long and rambl-y, like how I can be with blog posts sometimes. The reason I bought it despite my adorable complaints is the band&#8217;s version of “Bang Bang” (no link, so just take my word for it), <span style="color: #ff0000;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGvtpXIVr34"><span style="color: #ff0000;">beauuuutifully looped by the Alchemist</span></a></span>, who then had to go fuck it up by getting mushmouth Lloyd Banks to say some rhymed words over it. The song is apparently from a video game called <em>Saints Row</em>, with which I am unfamiliar because I am a lady, but I looked it up and its basic premise is “cartoony gang violence and cornball voiceovers,” so it makes sense that they had Lloyd Banks contribute.</p>
<p>On <em>Vanilla Fudge</em>, they nonironically take on “People Get Ready” and “You Keep Me Hanging On.” I’m not sure what’s supposed to be appealing about slowed-down, droning covers of Mayfield and Motown songs&#8211;even in the producing hands of THE GOD Shadow Morton, <span style="color: #ff0000;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w69BCS6-dy4"><span style="color: #ff0000;">whose echo chamber I would like to live in forever and ever</span></a></span> (oh hello, <span style="color: #ff0000;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7X-UFPdZpAs"><span style="color: #ff0000;">Organized Noize!</span></a></span>), the songs bore. Am I being too hard on Vanilla Fudge? Hm. Probably. It&#8217;s my high standards. No apologies. But to keep things in perspective, I’ll point out that The Doors’ “Light My Fire,” Morrison&#8217;s droning exercise in how to sound bored while describing sex, was #1 in the country when this record came out. Drone, drone. People like terrible music, what can you do. But then, Aretha’s “Baby I Love You,” a song that is not droning or terrible in the least, was riding high on the charts too. Jerry Wexler never produced droning stuff, you guys, plus he’s one in a long line of musical production gods for whom I would convert to Judaism if asked. <span style="color: #ff0000;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J82b8YuKbVs&amp;feature=related"><span style="color: #ff0000;">Ain’t no doubt about it, baby I love him</span></a></span>.</p>
<p>Madlib used “Eleanor Rigby” in a Lootpack’s <span style="color: #ff0000;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ay5mplrgCvI"><span style="color: #ff0000;">“Crate Diggin.”</span></a></span> “Never Top 40,” he says in the song, “just that raw addict vintage.” I do not subscribe to this philosophy, since driving around in the Prius with the radio on is one of my life’s great pleasures. But arguing with Madlib about music is like arguing with me about hips, meaning: <strong>don’t do that.</strong> Respect the master. I’ve reached my saturation point with regard to various popular-culture touchstones in 2012; I’m good when it comes to holograms, hearing that goddamn Gotye song again, and seeing Tebow’s stupid face. I’m <em>never ever</em> good, however, in terms of seeing enough Madlib interviews. They never get old. Just found <span style="color: #ff0000;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQ2azE6KSbw"><span style="color: #ff0000;">this one</span></a></span>, in which he does his impression of an adult human Earthling doing earthly things (haircut, dinner). He slips up at the end when he admits he can restore his body&#8217;s power supply on 2 hours of sleep per night, which is of course how they do on his home planet. Otis, I see your outer-space glow under your human skin suit. Nice try, though.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><strong>“For best results observe the R.I.A.A. high frequency roll-off characteristic with a 500 cycle crossover.” OBVIOUSLY.</strong></p>
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<p><span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>Jeopardy!<em> fact: </em></strong></span><em>The note above is pretty common on records from the ‘50s and ‘60s, when different record companies used different EQ compensation curves. Turnover is where the bass boost starts, I just learned; rollover is where the treble cut starts. Midcentury preamps had controls that adjusted accordingly for proper sound. Today, most records use the standard RIAA curve. This newly-acquired piece of knowledge could very likely mean that I have reached my nerd apex. This is big for me! Buy me a drink next time we hang out. <strong></strong></em></p>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;">Personal goal: </span>Change the curve standard when it comes to hips, you feel me? (Pretty sure you do.)</p>
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<p align="center"><strong>Shield me from the harsh rays of the sun, Dayton funk gods! And for Zapp/bikini-clad rap-break nerd continuity, somebody please mention Biggie mumbling “somethingsomething, nice breasts in the west” in the comments or I’ll be really disappointed. </strong></p>
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<h2><strong><em>Zapp</em></strong><strong> </strong>(Warner Bros., 1980). <span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>$1. </strong></span></h2>
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<p>There are those dudes, the car-aesthetic nerds of the world, who probably love Daytons (from Dayton, just like Zapp!) more than me. Curren$y for sure, and I wanna say Trick Daddy too-?</p>
<p>Who loves <em>Zapp</em> more than me, though? Nobody! <strong>Nobody</strong>. Except maybe Dam-Funk and Quik. But nobody else.  I’m still watching Quik’s “What’s in My Bag?” and living, absolutely <em>living</em> for the moment at <span style="color: #ff0000;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HTRXnuwGlM&amp;feature=player_detailpage#t=112s"><span style="color: #ff0000;">01:52</span></a></span> when the interviewer asks him what kind of equipment he listens on and he goes, <strong>“Uhhm, my system?”</strong> and does the old-man lean, complete with the hand on the hip and the attempt to suppress how excited he is about what he’s about to describe. Love him. Quik’s aging really well, too, right? He’ll always look like he’s 25.</p>
<p><em>Zapp </em>came out in the summer, when the average temperature in Dayton is 83. That&#8217;s perfect for driving around while being bathed in talkboxy bass. In LA we know about it. We know Zapp. It would normally be unnecessary for a Los Angeles County resident to purchase this, since “More Bounce” plays on local radio between 6 and 8 times daily. However, when that resident sees a copy of it for $1 at the local shop, well, she would be a fool not to buy it. Apparently it was produced by a William &#8220;Bootsy&#8221; Collins (?) whom I will be Googling shortly. I&#8217;d like to find out more about him, see if he worked on any other albums. <em>Recorded at United Sound Systems in Detroit, Michigan </em>it says in tiny print, upside down, on the back cover,<em> like I’m not going to notice.</em> That studio is legendary—John Lee Hooker<strong><span style="color: #ff0000;">*</span></strong>, Marvin, Aretha. Summon those spirits, Bootsy!</p>
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<p align="center"><span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>“Make it Zappy. It’s about that mowf.”</strong></span><strong> I wanna say <em>CHUUUCH </em>here but I’m far too schoolteacherish to pull it off. I’ll just stick with <em>Truuuue, true</em>. </strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>“So where’s that mouf at right now?”</strong></span><strong> the back cover wants to know, prompting a spirited <em>Whoa, HEY! You don’t know me like that</em> every time I see it. Every time.<br />
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<p>Known for its Ohio players (Kyrie Irvin, Jim Brown), its Ohio players (Faze-O, The Pretenders, Slave, Bone Thugs), and its Ohio Players (from Dayton, just like Zapp!), it&#8217;s a red state that holds no allure for me apart from its contributions to my record collection. But the power of Roger Troutman is evident when you consider that last year we voted to make “More Bounce,” a song done by <em>Ohioans</em>, the official song of LA. It narrowly beat out “Welcome to the Jungle” (meh), <span style="color: #ff0000;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiPbeIXZpD4"><span style="color: #ff0000;">“It’s Funky Enough”</span></a></span> (which it <em>is</em>, obviously), and <span style="color: #ff0000;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3N0AQtkOiIE"><span style="color: #ff0000;">“Whoop Whoop,”</span></a></span> apologies to Ice Cube, but goodness, that beat and Kam’s beautifully bright white tshirts represent the best of Los Angeles so well, it was almost the winner. Roger Troutman also deserves accolades for beating the tremendous odds stacked against him by being born with the name <strong><em>Roger Troutman</em></strong>. The radio version of &#8220;More Bounce&#8221; cuts out the first few minutes, and really, you’re not missing much. The fact remains that I LOVE a song that bosses me around and calls me “mama” like ‘70s men used to do. <em>Getgetgetgetgetgetonnnnn the dance floooooor, baby/Get dowwwwwn, mama.</em> YES, MASTER, WATCH ME; is this good for you and/or are you enjoying what I am working with. I just wanna please. I let the song slap me around a little bit. I’m even willing to shut up about various ridiculous things (like my theory explaining why <span style="color: #ff0000;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3N0AQtkOiIE&amp;feature=player_detailpage#t=56s"><span style="color: #ff0000;">Southside gets a whole extra whoop</span></a></span>), just because “More Bounce” told me to shut up. Then it grabbed me by the shoulders and was like, <em>You gon learn, Logan. You gon learn. </em>In 2012  we get “mami,” which just isn’t as good.</p>
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<p><strong>Jeopardy!<em> fact: </em></strong><span style="color: #ff0000;"><a href="http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/7764369/john-calipari-anthony-davis-trip-final-four-new-orleans"><span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong><em>The NCAA banned the use of the word “player.”</em></strong></span></a></span><em> Not only is this insanely dumb and insulting to our intelligence (they&#8217;re student athletes, says the NCAA, emphasis on “student”! Pay no mind to the revenue generated from TV and licensing deals!), the ban made it hard when I tried to request </em><span style="color: #ff0000;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hn-enjcgV1o"><span style="color: #ff0000;"><em>“Baby Come Back”</em></span></a></span><em> from the DJ during Kentucky&#8217;s post-victory party back at </em><span style="color: #ff0000;"><a href="http://www.nj.com/college-basketball/index.ssf/2012/04/politi_for_kentuckys_michael_kidd-gilchrist_the_hard_part_comes_off_the_court.html"><span style="color: #ff0000;"><em>Kidd-Gilchrist&#8217;s</em></span></a></span><em> place. “Pplayer” (as it says on the back of </em>Zapp<em>) is still fine, luckily, and I love that it sounds just like Slum Village’s <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsPwDX7TjzM&amp;feature=fvst"><span style="color: #ff0000;">“Playyyy-errrrrs.”</span></a> I’m still not convinced it isn’t the original, or maybe the inspiration. I’m aware of the alleged sample source, but still. I’m stubborn.</em></p>
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<p><span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong><em>Personal goal: </em></strong></span><em>Get somebody to use <span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>*</strong></span>“The Motor City’s Burning” as a break. <span style="color: #ff0000;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67ufrcQlKt4&amp;feature=player_detailpage#t=11s"><span style="color: #ff0000;">How player would that be, man.</span></a></span></em></p>
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<h2><strong>Bunny Wailer, <em>Blackheart Man</em></strong><strong><em> </em></strong><strong>(Island, 1976). <span style="color: #ff0000;">$2.</span></strong></h2>
<p>I know alllllll about Jamaica because of Sly &amp; Robbie, and my ex-boyfriend <span style="color: #ff0000;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmkXaChEqtE"><span style="color: #ff0000;">Lennox</span></a></span> from <em>Belly</em>. It’s a terribly frightening paradise with floaty basslines and crushing poverty, sexy dance moves, ass, super dope soundclashes, class warfare. Lots of easy-to-fetishize qualities; you get the idea. My life in Echo Park can&#8217;t compete, but still, who wan ramp wit me? NOBODY, since I got this piece of round black vinyl containing gorgeous music. <strong><em>BUNNY WAILER 2 BUCKS</em></strong>, I sent in a jubilant text to my brother when I found this magical object. Not bragging; just sharing the good news.</p>
<p>The blackheart man in apt. 680 these days is Willard Mitt Romney, although I suppose he’s more DepravedIndifferenceMan, or maybe just ArrogantMan. The title track, with that Tommy McCook flute to open: whyyyy hasn’t someone chopped and looped it?</p>
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<p>The song’s about the weirdo in the neighborhood who’s either quiet and misunderstood but ultimately gentle (Boo Radley) or quiet and really fucking paranoid (George Zimmerman). Bunny and Peter have similar voices, with Bunny’s being a little lower, I guess? I like the lower registers of musical gentlemen, nice baritones—Kool AD, Rakim, whatshisname in The National. They all sound stern, like they’re giving me daddy lectures when they catch me sneaking into the house at 2 AM. Love it.</p>
<p>I could do without most of side B. And Bunny’s “Armagideon” is not as lovely as <span style="color: #ff0000;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OBafgG9SpQ"><span style="color: #ff0000;">Willie Williams’</span></a></span>,  which is slightly disappointing. Still, it’s a treasure. You got your <span style="color: #ff0000;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/comment?lc=yKrFbkVIlNxYLpfquJqmerG-FUGOYKaGNEtuszAf2b8"><span style="color: #ff0000;">Iyaric</span></a></span> lessons, your floaty basslines, songs about glory and trains. Snatch it up if you get the chance, if only so that you can join the club started by this guy in which we all sit around and talk about how <span style="color: #ff0000;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/comment?lc=yKrFbkVIlNxYLpfquJqmerG-FUGOYKaGNEtuszAf2b8"><span style="color: #ff0000;">disturbingly proud</span></a></span> we are to have <em>Blackheart Man</em> on vinyl.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.waxpoetics.com/blog/guest-blog/you-got-a-100-50-20-10-dollar-bill-put-your-hands-up/attachment/rockers-dirty-harry-1-550-4" rel="attachment wp-att-27320"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-27320" src="http://www.waxpoetics.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/rockers-dirty-harry-1-5503.jpg" alt="" width="550" height="342" /></a></p>
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<p>It’s got all the credits you’d expect from an Island record in the &#8217;70s—last names like Barrett, Tosh, Blackwell. There’s Richard “Dirty Harry” Hall on saxophone, who lacks a pop-culture sax-riff moment (<span style="color: #ff0000;"><a href="http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/greg-ham-dies-found-dead-men-at-work-flute-player-314266"><span style="color: #ff0000;">RIP Greg Ham</span></a></span>!) but nonetheless makes his presence felt by stealing both the show and <span style="color: #ff0000;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sR04LPKqfDE"><span style="color: #ff0000;">the DJ booth</span></a></span> in <em>Rockers</em>, making hearts beat faster by playing <span style="color: #ff0000;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kb-BwfPydP4"><span style="color: #ff0000;">“Queen Majesty,”</span></a></span> a 1) Curtis-Mayfield-written 2) plea for romance despite socioeconomic differences that 3) has the loveliest chord progression, which is basically <em>every element that a great song could possibly contain</em>, other than maybe 4) some Rick Rock production? Although greatest moment in <em>Rockers</em> is <span style="color: #ff0000;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqFpmvH2POY"><span style="color: #ff0000;">Kiddus I in the studio</span></a></span>, the club takeover is one epic movie scene. SWOON, THOSE CHORDS. “Queen Majesty” interlude, yall.</p>
<p>Go on.  You’re not so busy or heartless that you can’t let the whole thing play.</p>
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<p><span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>Jeopardy!<em> fact:</em></strong></span><em> </em><em>In the universe’s latest LOL, it turns out <span style="color: #ff0000;"><a href="http://blogs.jta.org/wanderingjew/article/2010/01/21/1010273/jamaican-jewish-ties-belafonte-and-farrakhan-maybe-but-definitely-not-marley"><span style="color: #ff0000;">Farrakhan is part Jewish, maybe?</span></a>   </span></em></p>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong><em>Personal goal:</em></strong><em> </em></span><em>Find a version of </em>Rockers<em> without subtitles. I <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">understand</span> overstand their inclusion but that doesn’t mean I have to like it. Bemoaning the RapGenius-ing of this great country is my new party conversation topic. My opening argument is that it&#8217;s turned us all into a bunch of needy, dumb babies. I close with &#8220;When Doom gets a verified account, I&#8217;ll consider giving it a chance.&#8221; Then I turn and sashay off.<br />
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2012 20:56:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew Mason</dc:creator>
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<p>It&#8217;s a damn shame when quality music falls through the digital cracks in this worldwide web of hype and flavors-of-the-minute. <span id="more-27572"></span>But it&#8217;s pretty unusual when that&#8217;s coupled with it actually falling through a literal crack, which may have happened to hundreds of copies of this vinyl LP that disappeared from a Brazilian ship earlier this year. That (true) fiasco aside, this solid full-length debut from the anachronistic underground supergroup <a href="http://ekundayo.ropeadope.com/" target="_blank">Ekundayo</a> stubbornly resists classification, another impediment to mass recognition. No relation to the respected <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWUVxtvE3eY" target="_blank">Atlanta rapper</a> of the same name (that name being a Yoruba phrase for &#8220;the joy that comes from sorrow&#8221;), the Brazilian/Brooklyn/Chicagoan conglomerate Ekundayo features their own veteran of the rap subterra in the form of <a href="http://youtu.be/cmWPVvU-d58" target="_blank">Mike Ladd</a>. He&#8217;s joined on the mic by two MCs from the cutting edge Sao Paulo group <a href="http://youtu.be/c6viGaf8H3k" target="_blank">Mamelo Sound System</a>. But although there are moments when Ladd&#8217;s delivery coupled with sledgehammer beats arranged by producer <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUMC1jZ-UbA" target="_blank">Scotty Hard</a> recall Brooklyn indie rock-rap pioneers <a href="http://youtu.be/FoXHrYRE3rw" target="_blank">New Kingdom</a>, the music cannot be comfortably pegged as &#8220;hip-hop.&#8221; The percussion, handled by Brazilian giant <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XhIiUrBalI" target="_blank">Naná Vasconcelos</a> (renowned since the &#8217;70s for his collaborations with Don Cherry and Pat Metheny) is far more complex and nuanced than anything in the rap world, pushing the sound towards Brazilian jazz. Add the trumpet of Chicago Underground&#8217;s <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4TBUCm2gbc" target="_blank">Rob Mazurek</a> and certain cuts begin to sound like outtakes from <em>In a Silent Way</em>—or Bill Laswell&#8217;s ambient rework of the &#8217;70s Miles Davis joint. Unfortunately for the hypothetical record store clerk trying to categorize this release, the addition of Black Rock Coalition/Defunkt bassist Melvin Gibbs skews things once again—this time hard in the direction of funk, as on one of the album&#8217;s strongest cuts, &#8220;<a href="http://youtu.be/zdcuLH80gXs" target="_blank">Freak Rocker</a>.&#8221; Ultimately, the confusion lies in trying to fit this unique and under the radar (over the radar?) release into a pre-existing box. Unapologetically musical and undeniably funky, it will be a shame if it goes unheard by discerning listeners just because it doesn&#8217;t play by the rules.</p>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Apr 2012 05:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Logan Melissa</dc:creator>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><em>Guys! Here&#8217;s me at Coachella!</em> is how this post was supposed to begin. <em>Above, here&#8217;s what I wore!  We drove for 4 hours and, per tradition, we hit up the In-N-Out just after checking into Motel 6 because I don&#8217;t need fancy accommodations but I do need a big delicious burger &#8211; no onions, extra spread! At the show, h</em><em>earing Snoop&#8217;s </em><strong>If you ain&#8217;t up on thaaaaangs</strong><em> — the </em>very <strong>sound</strong><em><strong> </strong>of so many of car rides with LA boys during my bad-girl years* — was worth the entire trip!</em> <em>I saw the still-lanky Kurupt on stage left, and I shouted my appreciation at him from the crowd! He&#8217;ll always be the king of kadence! Did I say Coachella? Kuz what I meant was KOACHELLA.<span id="more-26389"></span></em></p>
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<p>—Alas, <em>Guys! I&#8217;m broke!</em> is the reality.<em> </em><em>Guys, I&#8217;m in my apartment now. I&#8217;m sad about <a href="http://thejasminebrand.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/wiz-radio.jpg" rel="lightbox[26389]">major-label cartoon characters</a></em>. <em>GUYS I NEED SOME NEW DOOM.</em> If you would be so kind as to take a look at me now, you&#8217;d find that <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuvtoyVi7vY&amp;ob=av2e">there&#8217;s just an empty space</a>. So I&#8217;m in apt. 680 in my sad, sexy Coachella clothes, and SIGH there&#8217;s no new Doom over which to obsess. And there&#8217;s no Fantasy Football yet, so there&#8217;s no roster for me to play with. And the evening&#8217;s episode of <em>How the States Got Their Shapes</em> is a rerun. So&#8230;records, then. Always records. Serotonin reuptake through records. My go-to cheering-up activity is to pull 2 records at random from apt. 680&#8242;s thick, wonderful stacks and challenge myself to a degrees-of-separation game. I am known around town for my hips but my most valuable inner quality, the one that drives all the boys crazy, is that I can tie together any 2 records through their common qualities, personnel, historical placement, breaks contained, color schemes, life lessons,  Doom-related ephemera. Me and my wacky brain fulla trivia and rap lyrics! I tell you it&#8217;s a wonder I remain single, <em>WaxPo</em>.</p>
<p><em><strong><span style="color: #ff0000;">*</span></strong>That&#8217;s a joke, Mom! I had no bad-girl years. Love you. </em></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>The Time, <em>Ice Cream Castle</em> (Warner Bros., 1984). $4.99. </strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>Buddy Miles, <em>Them Changes</em> (Mercury, 1970). $0 (Dad&#8217;s collection).</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Buddy Miles&#8217; <em>Them Changes</em></strong> and <strong>The Time&#8217;s <em>Ice Cream Castle</em></strong> were my 2 randomly-selected gems for the week. (The selection process was <em>truly </em>random, I promise. I put my hand over my eyes and just started grabbing at what was in front of me, which also describes my technique in bed with a gentleman). The purpose isn’t to compare or rank the albums; that&#8217;s more of a guy activity, like the strangely-heated little conversations I always seem to wander into when dudes are debating the merits of rap song X vs. rap song Y. Stop it! <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrOH-KHxXg0&amp;feature=player_embedded">“Both teams played hard, my man”</a>! <em>Ice Cream Castle</em> and <em>Them Changes</em> are both life-improving records, and you should have both of them in your collection if you hope to one day personally experience my technique in bed. These 2 records also happen to have <strong><em>exactly twelve areas</em></strong> of commonality, a beautiful example of life&#8217;s cosmic tendencies, since this means I get to pull out a terrific <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&amp;v=yXBckFyiMyU#t=35s">rap pun</a> from my arsenal. Watch me don my almost-Coachella outfit and celebrate 2 records with unfairly-overshadowed frontmen (Morris : Prince :: Buddy : Jimi Hendrix), which is mostly a tribute to the ways that the 2 records are connected, which is pretty much a front for <strong><em>Watch me show off the endless snippets of nerdery I have in my head</em>.</strong> Sorry, guys. Thanks for tolerating my annoying, adorable ass. But just think of how proud you&#8217;ll be when I finally make it to <em>Jeopardy!</em></p>
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<p><span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>1. BEING THE AZ TO SOMEONE ELSE&#8217;S NAS/THE REN TO SOMEONE ELSE&#8217;S ICE CUBE.</strong></span></p>
<p>On a 1988 episode of <em>Soul Train</em>, Morris Day was on as a “special guest/afterthought,” billed under featured performers Dana Dane who <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WD9MquMZNEg">cold rocked it</a>, and later in the hour, Eddie Kendricks (!) and David Ruffin (!!). Morris was on the show to promote his solo record, <em>Daydreaming</em>, but who cared? Nobody cared. The crowd only wanted to see him order Jerome to throw that lady in the dumpster, talk about his home (oh lawwd is it exciting),  then close with <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3baswqxdYhU">“Get It Up”</a> and finish with a shoutout to Madame CJ Walker for being a perm visionary. <strong><em>Morris worked with Prince!</em></strong>, even <em>I</em>, noted Morris fan, would&#8217;ve said if I had been in the audience during the taping.<em><strong> Do you think he can introduce me to Prince??</strong> Hey, do you guys like my Prince shirt? Can Prince really not get that hip transplant he needs because of the Jehovah&#8217;s Witness blood-transfusion thing? PrincePrincePriiiiiiiince. </em>With that lineup it must&#8217;ve been a super rad episode, especially for this particular blogger who is a noted Temps groupie, but a super symbolic episode too. <em>Soul Train</em> #17.23 is just so very <em>typical </em>of Morris&#8217; experience in the industry. He&#8217;s a man with the good fortune and smarts to have linked up with musical meteor Prince, and appear on the same TV program with THE GOD David Ruffin and a rapping fake-Englishman with style, but relative to all of his co-stars, he&#8217;s always the less-dope. Always. It&#8217;s not like <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jy6A9qAF4cY"><em>Morris Day</em></a> made me die and ascend to Sexy Heaven on a grassy field in &#8217;08. I mean, neither <a href="http://images.wikia.com/goonies/images/c/c1/Tumblr_lhr2ynVZAG1qamwa1o1_250.jpg" rel="lightbox[26389]">Mouth</a> nor I have a <em>Morris Day</em> shirt, youfeelme:</p>
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<p>Same thing for Buddy. <strong>“Buddy Miles: Flamboyant Jimi Hendrix Drummer, Dies”</strong> went his typical obituary headline in 2008. <strong>“Buddy Miles, 60, of Hendrix group Band of Gypsys, Dies.”</strong> Buddy was Jimi&#8217;s sideman even in death, though in life he seemed more cheerful about being constantly overshadowed by his musical associate than Morris ever felt about being overshadowed by you-know-who (ahem, cranky quotes from Mr. Day in <a href="../wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Morris-Day-Spread.jpg" rel="lightbox[26389]">the most recent issue of <em>WaxPo</em></a>). “Morris” was at least his real name, though &#8211; Buddy wasn&#8217;t even a <em>Buddy</em>; he was a <em>George </em>who was <em>nicknamed </em>Buddy in honor of drummer Buddy Rich, a common activity for jazz people (like his dad, a bassist). I can respect the practice of naming-in-musical-tribute, but it still seems it like would do a number on your manhood. Did George feel hollow inside his whole life? Did he feel like he wasn&#8217;t good enough? And have I just developed a whole back story about the ego struggles of a man in my record collection whom I&#8217;ve never met?</p>
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<p><span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>2. VOCAL SKILL TO EXPRESS WEATHER-RELATED DESPERATION.</strong></span></p>
<p>Buddy Miles was from Nebraska but spent much of his music career in Chicago. The Time are Minnesotans. Delicate, thin-skinned California female that I am, catch me NOT being in any of these locations during the winter, thank you. It&#8217;s a frigid 58 degrees on this Los Angeles evening; I need to be wrapped in a blanket and held close.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s not like Buddy or Morris were terribly skilled, vocals-wise. Neither was fucking with my heart <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlJtQLg4bpU">Anthony Hamilton</a>-style. But they both made up for lack of vocal power and range with the charm and good hair required of all frontmen. Morris was cool about it (“bearskin rug/fireplace too”) and Buddy was pleading about it (<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyHbLyvxveU">“You&#8217;re my heart&#8217;s delight</a>/Oh baby don&#8217;t you know you&#8217;re outta sight/Oh when I can&#8217;t find a reason or way, no no no no no no no no”), but in the case of both men, they used their bag of musical tricks to convince female bodies to keep them warm, because it’s FUCKING FREEZING.</p>
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<p><span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>3. BREAKS.</strong></span></p>
<p>This damn category gave me a gang of trouble at first. It&#8217;s not <em>impossible </em>to link Buddy and The Time through rap-breaks use; it just <em>seems </em>that way because of The Time&#8217;s minimal album output and <em>very </em>minimal history of having their stuff mined for breaks. If DJ Assault also took a <em>Buddy Miles</em> song and laid it over a <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lk6RQNk4LY0">&#8217;97-warehouse-bursting-with-love lady vocal</a>, my work here would be done, the link would be established and I could just pack it in, submit the blog post and lay my body down on my comfy couch, <em>Blue Dream &amp; Lean</em> on the iPod (still! Like 2 months later! GO J.). Alas, there&#8217;s no ghettotech Buddy Miles remix, which is why <em>WaxPo</em> enlisted me to find the hidden commonalities. Linking the two albums takes the nerdiest of brain circuitries and a lot of free time, both of which I have, lucky for <em>WaxPo:</em></p>
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<p><strong>The cleanest way to connect the two is to start with Buddy&#8217;s cover of Neil Young&#8217;s “Down By the River.”</strong> It’s been chopped and looped extensively by producers, but of course the one for whom I have the most affection is <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RC4aQ1Ag9E">Diamond D</a>, who once said <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SgJOFXl_5c"><em>I got a thousand old records in my crib</em></a>, thereby securing his place in my heart for all time since <em>I got that many of that exact same thing!</em> But I also have a thousand new mp3s in my crib, courtesy of Kevin, my generous 17-year-old cousin with great taste in music; I rely on him to keep my DatPiff game strong, since I do not have time to go through heaps of new daily rap offerings, daily rap news. I didn&#8217;t even know Snoop was officially dabbling in Rastafarianism until last week. Shit is, as they say, exhausting. (Thanks for the help, Kev!)</p>
<p>This&#8217;ll be our year of coming to grips with the “old enough to have baby-sat current rappers when they were kids” reality, guys. I could be the great-grandma of Chief Keef, whom I believe is just now starting on solid foods. RZA is doing <a href="http://www.datpiff.com/pop-mixtape-player.php?id=m615acd6&amp;tid=3">things like this now</a>. There is an actual recorded piece of music by the corny-human trifecta of Chris Brown, Big Sean, and, fucking hell, <em>Wiz Khalifa</em>, aptly called “Til I Die,” since the title describes the length of time that I would&#8217;ve been satisfied going without hearing a song with those 3 on it. (Be sure to catch Tebow, Sean Hannity, and people who use the term “YOLO” on the More People Logan Can&#8217;t Fucking Stand remix.) I&#8217;m lucky that my college-years hero El-P is still around, aging gracefully, ruling, making <a href="http://pitchfork.com/reviews/tracks/13384-dont-die/">rap songs that sound like rap songs with his friends</a>, Larry <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">David</span> Davis references and all. Banner&#8217;s still large and in charge, shouting out <a href="http://rapradar.com/2012/03/28/new-music-david-banner-x-tank-let-me-in/">Louis C.K. “for the inspiration”</a> and making me smile. There&#8217;s all kinds of new drug raps too, new feelings to behold, like Lil B with all those Flame tapes, a different flavor for every mood, and hey!, would you look at that, <a href="http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/19106">even Warhol loved Addy</a>. Aesop Rock&#8217;s on Rhymesayers now, so that&#8217;s fun. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOnYZ5uUkNo">Nickatina</a> will never stop, not ever. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&amp;v=6UsGx0rm7Xo#">Denmark Vessey</a> had last week&#8217;s Logan-Walking-Down-the-Street-in-a-Sundress jam. And actually it&#8217;s kind of cool that these days second-generation sample sources continue to dominate &#8211; most of Curren$y&#8217;s discography immediately comes to mind (I believe it was either Monsta or Dame who used that Outkast that sampled the Five Stairsteps-?). <em>Inspirational </em>sample sources should be included in this group too &#8211; songs like Smif n Wessun&#8217;s <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSJAX8XM5YE">“Gunn Rap”</a> from &#8217;05, on which Khrysis looped the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&amp;v=s5_5ik5ZM6M#t=124s">pretty clavinet from <strong>“Down by the River”</strong></a> and probably got the idea to do so by listening to that <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ph6Stpwdn-A">Akinyele</a> album over and over (produced by Main Source). This is pure speculation on my part about Khrysis&#8217; inspiration sources, but c&#8217;mon son. I&#8217;m not an idiot.</p>
<p>(Khrysis now produces Mac Miller, which means he has the hilarious, disjointed words “Producer of Sean P, Cormega, <em>and Mac Miller</em>” on his ASCAP credits. Rap game hilarious.)</p>
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<p>Andre Lewis played that clavinet on <strong>“Down by the River,”</strong> and on Johnny “Guitar” Watson’s “Lovin’ You,” used by Just Blaze on Jay-Z’s <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8z5ZdMHNwo">“People Talkin”</a> during <em>Blueprint</em>-era Jay &#8211; AKA <em>Kanye</em>-era Jay, according to Kanye, who went on to sample a bunch of Prince songs. But a funner way to link back to The Time is to reference that Kanye song about lesbians and French robots in which he mentions the length of time that he has been fond of a lady (since Prince was on Apollonia &#8211; 2 persons who starred in a movie with <strong>Morris Day</strong>). I&#8217;d like to take a moment to ask if anyone out there can link Buddy Miles to The Time via Kool Keith’s “Like Prince, all the panties hit the floor in one room in Paisley.” If it&#8217;s you, I think we&#8217;re supposed to get married. Email me for directions to my apartment. I have a comfy blue couch and <strong>this </strong>is already on the hi-fi:</p>
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<p><span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>4. VENKMAN, SPENGLER, STANTZ, ZEDDEMORE.</strong></span></p>
<p><strong>Ray Parker Jr.</strong>, famous for the <em>Ghostbusters</em> theme (and, in my apartment, famous for producing <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFjhdqB4_EY">“Mr. Telephone Man”</a>), played on <em>All the Faces of Buddy Miles</em> which came out four years after <strong><em>Them Changes</em></strong>. Parker was a Barry White associate; he played on <strong>“I’m Gonna Love You Just a Little More, Babe.”</strong> The Cecil Holmes Soulful Sounds&#8217; version was sampled on Mos Def’s “Grown Man Business,” the producer of which was <em>who? <strong> </strong></em></p>
<p><strong>Minnesota</strong>, silly!</p>
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<p>Dueling online dictionary sources tell me <em>Minnesota </em>means either “sky-tinted water” or “cloudy water” in the Dakota language; either way, it&#8217;s lovely and evocative. Minnesota is the home state of a band called The Time, a corporation called Target, and a lake called <em>Minnetonka</em>, which of course means “Don’t get my seat all wet, topless lady” in the Chippewa language.</p>
<p>[Nerd tip!: Fun with translations can continue endlessly via the <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087957/releaseinfo#akas">“also known as”</a> feature on imdb. In Portugal, <em>Purple Rain</em> was released as the ridiculously appropriate <em>Viva a Música</em>. In the Netherlands, <em>Ghostbusters</em> was called <em>Het Bovennatuurlijke Superspektakel</em> - <strong>“Supernaturalism Super Show”</strong>! SO FRESH. If you were in Denmark in 1984, you no doubt went to see the hit film <em>Frækkere end Politiet Tillader</em>, about a police officer in Beverly Hills who's a huge Detroit Lions fan: <strong>“Kinky Cop.”</strong> Love it. And <em>please</em>, just one more - <strong><em>Dead Presidents</em></strong> has nothing to do with this post, but I had to include it because of its Brazilian title: <em>Ambição em Alta Voltagem</em>, AKA <strong>“<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&amp;v=O7ZbM7ak8uw">Ambition</a> High Voltage,”</strong> which also just <em>happens </em>to be my future mixtape title. (It's a concept tape about how I plot to meet Rick Ross just so I can electrocute his vocal cords, thereby saving the rap game, hashtag YOUREWELCOME.)]</p>
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<p><span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>5. CHERCHEZ LA WHITE GIRL. </strong></span></p>
<p>They were in Grand Central and Band of Gypsys, with Prince and Jimi, respectively: Morris and Buddy were the bandmates of frontmen who really really liked white ladies who fall somewhere on the prettiness scale between “eh” and “gorgeous.”</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>I&#8217;m too prim and ladylike to post <a href="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk3xhocVOR1qbp6v4o1_500.jpg" rel="lightbox[26389]">this</a> but a link is OK. </strong></p>
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<p>An image search for <em><a href="https://www.google.com/search?q=jimi+hendrix+girlfriends&amp;%3Bhl=en&amp;%3Bprmd=imvnso&amp;%3Btbm=isch&amp;%3Btbo=u&amp;%3Bsource=univ&amp;%3Bsa=X&amp;%3Bei=iBJTT6_LH63ZiQKwl6C1Bg&amp;%3Bsqi=2&amp;%3Bved=0CEMQsAQ&amp;%3Bbiw=1252&amp;%3Bbih=570&amp;um=1&amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;hl=en&amp;tbm=isch&amp;source=og&amp;sa=N&amp;tab=wi&amp;biw=1252&amp;bih=570&amp;sei=RFeAT-q6KqThiALBppiJAw#q=jimi+hendrix+girlfriends&amp;um=1&amp;hl=en&amp;safe=active&amp;sa=N&amp;tbm=isch&amp;bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.,cf.osb&amp;fp=1&amp;biw=1024&amp;bih=625">hendrix + girlfriend</a> </em>makes Jimi&#8217;s fondness pretty clear. Same for Prince, who usually likes &#8216;em musically inclined and brunette, much to my dismay since I am neither. A blonde <em>does </em>appear in the Prince mix every so often, however &#8211; there&#8217;s a funny part in <a href="../wax-poetics-magazine/issue-50">Alan Leeds&#8217; piece in the most recent issue of excellent magazine <em>Wax Poetics</em></a> in which he describes being on the road with with the band in &#8217;83 during the <em>1999 </em>tour. Prince was still with Vanity at the time, or maybe not (it&#8217;s <em>Prince</em>, so who knows if he believes in monogamy or if the role of Main Chick is simply given to the woman he can trust the most to look after his guitars while on tour).</p>
<p><strong>“Jill Jones was also around him a lot</strong> (at the time)<strong>,”</strong> Leeds says, innocently, <strong>“and I wasn&#8217;t really sure what that meant.”</strong> (I&#8217;ve sent Alan an email with a description of exactly what I think that meant). Morris&#8217; personal feelings about white women are unclear, since his feelings about <em>all </em>women are unclear; it appears that women provide no actual romantic fulfillment for Morris&#8217;s soul and simply serve as tokens with hips,  currency in his game of Big Bank Take Little Bank against his rival, Prince. Ladies are the alive, pretty version of little plastic pieces with which he hopes to sink Prince&#8217;s battleship. Viola player <a href="https://www.google.com/search?tbm=isch&amp;hl=en&amp;source=hp&amp;biw=1252&amp;bih=570&amp;q=novi+novog&amp;gbv=2&amp;oq=novi+novog&amp;aq=f&amp;aqi=g1&amp;aql=&amp;gs_nf=1&amp;gs_l=img.3..0.626.2052.0.2173.10.10.0.3.3.0.83.512.7.7.0.48pW9BVA838">Novi Novog</a> (the Miri Ben-Ari of her day) makes an appearance on <em>Ice Cream Castle</em>, though, so let&#8217;s just assume Morris found us irresistible. My completely unbiased opinion is that we&#8217;re irresistible. All white girls are sweet, patient, and we don’t ask too many questions. We’re great at cooking steak. Plus we smell fresh always, like Snuggle. Irresistible! In &#8217;84 we got <a href="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhcxwvPhFU1qbs11fo1_500.jpg" rel="lightbox[26389]">bit parts in movies</a> if we were cute and had connections to musical men; in &#8217;12 you can catch us getting engaged to Dwayne Carter, ruining NBA marriages, flipping off the camera and making kissy faces on Tumblr like idiots, trying to get you to switch to T-Mobile, <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0075696/news#ni26047781">writing the NWA biopic</a>, and acting inappropriate while in our underwear, <em>Blue Dream &amp; Lean</em> on the iPod. Shoutout, by the way, to consistently-lovable Uncle Juice for shouting out white hoes on <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbASazWJC8Q">“Been Gettin Money.”</a> It&#8217;s a compliment, guys. I just can&#8217;t explain why.</p>
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<p><span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>6. THE GREEK/ROMAN PANTHEON + THE GOD JEREMY SCOTT</strong>.</span></p>
<p><strong>&#8217;83:</strong> In keeping with his theme of naming his protégées like Bond girls who do porn in their spare time, but really <em>classy </em>porn where the female leads are worldly and speak 3 languages, Prince gives new harem member Patty Kotero the name “Apollonia.” This is in reference to Apollo, Greek god of music and <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmkz7q-zYEg">Harlem</a>, leading me to (incorrectly) believe all these years that Ms. Kotero is part Greek. Apollo was entertained by a scamp named Hermes who could make bewitching sounds with his lyre, just like Prince. Hermes wore <strong>winged</strong> <strong>sandals</strong> because he was the primary messenger between the gods and humans.</p>
<p><strong>&#8217;11:</strong> <strong>“Whine, whine,”</strong> goes the chorus of cranky people upset by the prolonged hunger for <a href="https://www.google.com/search?tbm=isch&amp;hl=en&amp;source=hp&amp;biw=1252&amp;bih=570&amp;q=jeremy+scott+adidas&amp;gbv=2&amp;oq=jeremy+scott+adidas&amp;aq=f&amp;aqi=g10&amp;aql=&amp;gs_l=img.3..0l10.2664l5521l0l5731l19l18l0l7l7l2l326l1372l5j4j1j1l11l0.llsin.">Jeremy Scott</a> designs among the 17-year-old cousins of the world. <strong>“His stuff is so garish! Whinewhine, bitch moan whine, back in my day, whine.”</strong> I know from personal anecdotes and rap lyrics that A$AP Rocky, Danny Brown<span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>*</strong></span>, Das Racist are fans, as are all the dudes in line outside of A$AP mob, Danny Brown, and Das Racist shows. Jeremy enjoys the artistic freedom (plus that Adidas money) to make Garanimals for the modern gentleman&#8217;s foot — Mickey Mouse and plush panda heads on shoes, unicorn horns, goretex, blood diamonds, candy paint. People love em, people hate em. Rap game&#8217;s a parade and you have to have confidence in your costume. The point is that whether it’s J Scott, Jesus pieces, Margiela, or Snoop showing up on SNL in <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eAYTYDqv2M">that XXXL Hilfiger jersey in ’94</a>, everybody says you&#8217;re trying too hard or not trying hard enough. Anyway, I know from my cousin&#8217;s Instagram stunting that Jeremy&#8217;s <strong>winged shoes</strong> were all the rage last year. The design was perhaps an homage to <strong>Hermes</strong> the Greek god—who, in Roman mythology, is known as <strong>Mercury, which is also the name of the record label that put out <em>Them Changes</em></strong>! COSMIC! Pretty-rapper favorites Rick Owens and Raf Simons were also contenders in this category, but it turned out they have no connection to <em>Ice Cream Castle</em> or <em>Them Changes</em>, or to Greek mythology. So Jeremy Scott, <a href="http://www.upscalehype.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/jeremy-scott-adidas-originals-1.jpg" rel="lightbox[26389]">you pointy-eared weirdo</a>: you win. And I&#8217;m not sure how to factor it in here, but it&#8217;s also important to keep in mind that when it comes to the pantheon of Greek gods, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&amp;v=2GZbaXdK8Js#t=107s">Keak&#8217;s the black Zeus</a>.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Iu3vKJI7XtE/T5C3vw_EbLI/AAAAAAAAFNg/2UU9cwlwLyk/s1600/purplerain+zebra-500.JPG" rel="lightbox[26389]"><img class="aligncenter" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-width: 0px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Iu3vKJI7XtE/T5C3vw_EbLI/AAAAAAAAFNg/2UU9cwlwLyk/s1600/purplerain+zebra-500.JPG" alt="" width="500" height="306" border="0" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>*</strong></span><strong> “Bitches skinny dippin in the lake: purple rain” — <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdavdXOuulM">“Horny Zebra,”</a> Danny Brown. This makes perfect sense, since </strong><strong>“</strong><strong>horny zebra</strong><strong>”</strong><strong> is what Morris asked for at the tailor when he went in for his <em>Purple Rain</em> wardrobe fitting. It ended up on the lapels of his shiny gold jacket during the </strong><strong>“</strong><strong>Jungle Love</strong><strong>”</strong><strong> performance scene. One day I&#8217;ll do a post entirely about <em>Purple Rain</em> fashion, including Morris&#8217; sexy suits and the unparalleled radness of Billy&#8217;s Tigers hat, MY LORD.</strong></p>
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<p><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-XKpmbRAOAkc/T5C2t07LsqI/AAAAAAAAFNQ/n24MdS9pj1k/s1600/billy+purple+rain+detroit-1.jpg" rel="lightbox[26389]"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-XKpmbRAOAkc/T5C2t07LsqI/AAAAAAAAFNQ/n24MdS9pj1k/s1600/billy+purple+rain+detroit-1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">[As an alternate route, you could start with the Jeremy Scotts on the feet of Kool AD, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMapsP4eohw">thizzin in his Derrick Rose jersey</a>. This would provide a nice tie-in to <strong>the legend that Prince’s decision to shelve the <em>Black Album</em> in ’88 was brought on by a bad Ecstasy trip</strong> (unlike Adrock, who had a <em>beautiful </em>experience). People want to believe the Prince-on-E story because it's sexy all over; drug stories are sexy and Prince is sexy, and though it contains not one song that's as sexy as <a href="http://www.blogger.com/goog_1799901051">“Crystal Ball</a><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1gO_kAYAXI">,”</a> the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl-zTH9Pq9I"><em>Black Album</em></a> is pretty sexy. I understand the appeal of the E story, but it's full of holes. People forget that Prince is too much of a control freak to <em>ever </em>try tripping on <em>anything </em>but Jehovah and basslines, plus maybe a splash of cognac when things get really stressful in the studio. As Salvador Dalí would later say, “I don't do drugs. I <em>am </em>drugs,” aptly describing both himself and Prince. The tie-in to <em>Them Changes</em> is <strong>the legend that Neil Young wrote “Down by the River” while laid up in bed, not coming down from pills mane but feeling <em>organically </em>trippy mane - he had a 103-degree fever.</strong>]</p>
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<p><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-rvocvOm4xnI/T3zr8v-FLEI/AAAAAAAAFIw/ASi3BO71JxQ/s1600/dj+assault+jefferson+ave+500.JPG" rel="lightbox[26389]"><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-rvocvOm4xnI/T3zr8v-FLEI/AAAAAAAAFIw/ASi3BO71JxQ/s1600/dj+assault+jefferson+ave+500.JPG" alt="" border="0" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>7. DETROIT DANCEFLOOR SEX.</strong></span></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Before he was in Band of Gypsys, comprised of <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-3JiDVl1O4">3 dudes who made the noise of 10</a>, Buddy played on <em>Electric Ladyland</em> with Jack Casady, bassist for <strong>Jefferson</strong> Airplane. <em><strong>Jefferson</strong> Ave.</em> is the 2001 DJ Assault record that <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IT-JiKB9ctA">has your daughter doin things you don’t think she oughta</a>. The sole premise of Assault&#8217;s music is <em>I wanna see some asses wigglin</em>, which proves he would be killer at managing a leotard-and-fishnets-based female music group with occasional singing, like <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISLNPAwES5Y">Morris tried back in ’84</a>.</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>8. FASCISM. </strong></span></p>
<p><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ySPHh9D_0mA/T4TYCc0z5jI/AAAAAAAAFLo/61vb4kxuNVY/s1600/the+time+ice+cream.jpg" rel="lightbox[26389]"><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ySPHh9D_0mA/T4TYCc0z5jI/AAAAAAAAFLo/61vb4kxuNVY/s1600/the+time+ice+cream.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>There is no modern-day equivalent of the Morris-Jerome partnership, but Schoolboy Q’s <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vP6KxSGXiQ0">“There He Go”</a> video displays a similar dynamic (“sidekick, you stay 10 paces behind me and just back up everything I say because I’m the pretty one and you are not”). Kendrick being the Urkel to Schoolboy’s Stefon is a tragicomic fact of Los Angeles life. SBQ makes the ladies swoon. I live here; <em>I see it</em>. He and Blu walked down the street together last week and 8 girls got pregnant by sheer force of will. </strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">The stunning cover of <em>Ice Cream Castle</em> was shot by <strong>Larry Williams</strong>, who later became a director on the show <em>Oz —</em> fitting, since, according to Morris, the Prince camp was prison, except with pocketsquares and gators. If the studio was 1940s Italy, then Prince was a tiny, sexy Mussolini who did not appreciate detractors. The Time wanted more creative control, which prompted Prince to reduce meals to once per day after he sensed there was mutiny afoot. The Revolution and The Time were then forced to make pruno in the woodshed behind Paisley Park. Anyway, Williams also directed videos for Iggy Pop, Keith Richards, Paul Simon, <strong>Prince</strong>.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-n1dJYLYMb7E/T4TYSNCSlaI/AAAAAAAAFL4/rscXxt_Ru_8/s1600/Buddy+Miles+Them+Changes+500.JPG" rel="lightbox[26389]"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-n1dJYLYMb7E/T4TYSNCSlaI/AAAAAAAAFL4/rscXxt_Ru_8/s1600/Buddy+Miles+Them+Changes+500.JPG" alt="" border="0" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Stars and stripes on the snare! The US flag&#8217;s been a favorite design concept of Buddy&#8217;s <a href="http://external.ak.fbcdn.net/safe_image.php?d=AQDqCk3Ry_KH0ks_&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fi1.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2FTq3NwCHm-4U%2Fhqdefault.jpg" rel="lightbox[26389]">from his days with Electric Flag</a>. He leaves the big bass drum plain, without any color or lettering. That&#8217;s because the snare is king; you know it, I know it, Buddy knows it. The stunning cover of <em>Them Changes</em> was designed by <strong>Burnell Caldwell</strong>, who did the cover of <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5padNt0p5LU"><em>Rufus Featuring Chaka Khan</em></a> (with the Little Brother break!). Chaka is a nice segue back to <strong>Prince</strong>, since the two of them are linked by “I Feel for You,” <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW6g6aTRPMI">this video of “Sweet Thing” that I watch once a week</a>, and their respective religious beliefs that people can never really explain.</p>
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<p><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Z81aZFJz7VU/T3_CloKMoPI/AAAAAAAAFKQ/oocntWqrxEo/s1600/gatefold+610-2.jpg" rel="lightbox[26389]"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Z81aZFJz7VU/T3_CloKMoPI/AAAAAAAAFKQ/oocntWqrxEo/s1600/gatefold+610-2.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>Gatefold? More like <em>greatfold</em>, C&#8217;MONNNN.</strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-cAFAC0B6t2w/T4eRKUZ1iuI/AAAAAAAAFMg/1NckBgfX1c4/s1600/themchanges+back+500.JPG" rel="lightbox[26389]"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-cAFAC0B6t2w/T4eRKUZ1iuI/AAAAAAAAFMg/1NckBgfX1c4/s1600/themchanges+back+500.JPG" alt="" border="0" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>The “3 dudes in the woods, 1970” tableau on the back of <em>Them Changes</em> – later recreated in the “3 dudes crouching by some plants, 1993” photo on the back of <a href="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a144/kyozai/ThaAlkaholiks-21Over-Back.jpg" rel="lightbox[26389]"><em>21 &amp; Over</em></a>, and the “multiple dudes in the woods, 2011” of that <a href="http://www.gq.com/entertainment/music/201111/the-dungeon-family-gq-music-issue">gorgeous Dungeon Family photo in <em>GQ</em></a>.</strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: left;"><strong>1970</strong> was the year of <em>Them Changes</em>, and of <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVdWXqtk484&amp;feature=fvwrel"><em>Cold Fact</em></a> and <em>Psychedelic Shack</em> which would later appear in the apt. 680 Hall of Fame. It was also the year of <em>Black Sabbath</em> and <em>Paranoid</em>, records made by young men who had to work in factories and were pissed, obviously. You would be pissed. <a href="http://quote.robertgenn.com/auth_search.php?authid=5662">Ian Curtis wasn&#8217;t</a>, because of his rich inner life and ability to detach, but Jimmy Smith jr. was fucking steamed. <a href="http://kathleen-duffy.suite101.com/reggae-legend-bob-marley-worked-at-chrysler-usa-a176841">Bob Marley</a> too. Joe Jackson was <em>clearly </em>pissed, having to work in the steel mill all day and then coming home to rehearse the boys, and goddamn <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27w9cYOOiWc">Marlon <em>couldn&#8217;t even get the dance steps right</em></a>, always fucking up the turns.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">The National Front party in Great Britain was gaining ground in <strong>1970</strong>; it was a fascist, whites-only party that tapped into pissed-off white Britons’ fear of men who looked like Buddy Miles and had the ruthless hustle of Morris, in the UK to steal their jobs and the virginity of their daughters. Old issues of <em>WaxPo</em> explain the beautiful history of how the cold rhythmic dullness of factory work shows up in metal songs of the ‘70s and in Detroit techno in the ‘80s. And my copy of <em>Vogue </em>from last October can explain that, when faced with a shortage of foreign supplies during the difficult years of Fascist dictatorship in 1940s Italy, Gucci began experimenting with atypical luxury materials &#8211; hemp, linen, canvas. Its artisans had to innovate in the absence of usable materials. They used burnished cane to create the handle of the what they&#8217;d call the <a href="https://www.google.com/search?tbm=isch&amp;hl=en&amp;source=hp&amp;biw=1252&amp;bih=570&amp;q=gucci+bamboo&amp;gbv=2&amp;oq=gucci+bamboo&amp;aq=f&amp;aqi=g10&amp;aql=&amp;gs_nf=1&amp;gs_l=img.3..0l10.376.2105.0.2688.12.12.0.5.5.0.112.653.5j2.7.0.nVMzLTt7CIo#hl=en&amp;gbv=2&amp;tbm=isch&amp;sa=1&amp;q=gucci+bamboo+bag&amp;oq=gucci+bamboo+bag&amp;aq=f&amp;aqi=g1g-m1g-S2&amp;aql=&amp;gs_nf=1&amp;gs_l=img.3..0j0i5j0i24l2.13559.13955.0.14138.4.4.0.0.0.0.204.544.0j2j1.3.0.voi12C3W-EM&amp;pbx=1&amp;bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.,cf.osb&amp;fp=7ac25da309f2b32&amp;biw=1252&amp;bih=570">bamboo bag</a>. It was a huge hit. Ladies covet it to this day because we&#8217;re pressured to consume conspicuously and never be satisfied with our current possessions, but the fact remains that you simply must respect this, the Gucci hustle. The story reminds me of Buddy and Morris innovating, using their respective materials to their respective advantage. Jimi was a shaman type, sort of distant and dreamy; by contrast, Buddy&#8217;s appeal was in his kindness, his goofy persona. Prince is moody as HELL and tiny; Morris capitalized on the fact that he&#8217;s a foot taller than him and always looks like he&#8217;s having fun. <em>Play the hand you&#8217;re dealt</em>, my southern grandma always says. The El-P equivalent is <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddWXx52iMH0"><em>Tap that strength and burn with greatness</em></a>.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">★</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>9. 26. </strong></span></p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">Morris was <strong>26</strong> when <em>Ice Cream Castle</em> came out. Current 26-year-olds include Chris Paul, the Sleng Teng riddim, and LL’s <em>Radio</em>. To think that 1985 yielded both the thrilling song “Rock the Bells” and the unthrilling eyebrow clown J. Cole is a reminder of the ridiculousness of the universe, although the line <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DphkDgAMKqY">“You bring the woodpecker; I&#8217;ll bring the wood”</a> and the line <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&amp;v=6PN78PS_QsM#t=85s">“Money can’t buy you love ‘cause it’s overpriced”</a> are both dumb, so maybe the universe isn’t as arbitrary as we think. Dilla was <strong>26</strong> when <em>Fantastic, Vol. 2</em> came out. Keith was <strong>26</strong> when <em>Critical Beatdown</em> came out. Pharoahe Monch was <strong>26</strong> when <em>Internal Affairs</em> came out. Monch is a solid Twitter follow (he really realllllly likes his Giants, you guys) and had noted Beverly Hills street soldier Alan Maman produce his <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izAEDn8xJv8">“No Mercy,”</a> a song on which Brownsville showed up to be rad and tough in the human form of <strong>M.O.P</strong>. Alc’s sample source was Jerry Goldsmith&#8217;s <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHjH-09rDL8">“The Trap,”</a> which was never used in a Jeezy song circa 2005 because the rap game is dumb and Collipark doesn&#8217;t respect my wonderful ideas. The song <em>was</em>, however, from the soundtrack to <em>Bandolero!</em>, a film most known in apartment 680 for providing me with this indelible image of my beauty/fashion/womanly-powers icon, Miss Raquel Welch.</p>
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<p><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-4HkOCYxdMK8/T4TTS__wu8I/AAAAAAAAFLY/NWgYnfyV0Rw/s1600/Bandolero+Raquel+1-1-500.JPG" rel="lightbox[26389]"><img class="aligncenter" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-width: 0px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-4HkOCYxdMK8/T4TTS__wu8I/AAAAAAAAFLY/NWgYnfyV0Rw/s1600/Bandolero+Raquel+1-1-500.JPG" alt="" width="500" height="735" border="0" /></a></p>
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<p style="text-align: left;"><strong>M.O.P.</strong> did “Fight Club” with Fat Joe, whose verse mentions doin <strong>30</strong> in Washington Heights, somethingsomething automatic mac, who cares, Joey&#8217;s boring and I&#8217;ve never been a fan. <strong>30 </strong>is the percentage of all Americans who have been arrested by the age of <strong>23 &#8211; which is how old Buddy was when<em> Them Changes </em>came out</strong>. A$AP Rocky is 23, which is proven every time I see a picture of him in those stupid camo shorts, but the kid seems to be doing all right for himself. I have no outward style anyway, so who am I to judge. And for a quick link back to <strong>Morris</strong>: my scan of Twitter a minute ago reveals that the quality of A$AP groupies is shockingly sub-par until you remember that, like Morris, <em>Rocky likes to always be the pretty one in the relationship</em>.</p>
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<p>★</p>
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<p><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-H0jearC1KJY/T4DZ1RI4vjI/AAAAAAAAFKg/-zx5CwAhIWg/s1600/e+40+12-2-610.JPG" rel="lightbox[26389]"><img class="aligncenter" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; border-width: 0px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-H0jearC1KJY/T4DZ1RI4vjI/AAAAAAAAFKg/-zx5CwAhIWg/s1600/e+40+12-2-610.JPG" alt="" width="610" height="341" border="0" /></a></p>
<p><strong> “Gatorade bottle full of burgundy Carlo Rossi.”</strong><strong> GUYS I JUST REALLY REALLY WANTED TO USE THIS PHOTO BUT JESUS CAN YOU BLAME ME, THAT THICK MANLY FOREARM LOOKIN LIKE A BIG OLE TURKEY LEG.</strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>10. YAPER. </strong></span></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">“Shoelace tied,” Juicy J says, coming with the footwear pun, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zk26-3HamXE">“but a n&#8212;a still trippin.”</a> This blog post has been delayed by my side assignment of trying to listen to the SIXXXXTYYYYY new songs on that E-40 album, <em>Clever Slang Words for Everyday Things Such as Cars and Money</em>. Sixty tracks! That&#8217;s so many a lady might even say it&#8217;s hella tracks, and so far I&#8217;ve only gotten through the first 6. (I don&#8217;t have the headphone stamina I did at age 17.) Track 2 is “They Point,” with J&#8217;s line above satisfying his contractual obligation to mention <strong>tangerine trees and marmalade skies</strong> at least once per song. Blotter raps. Love it. Love him. J&#8217;s beat-riding is so tight, his musical timing is so perfect &#8211; like Alexander O&#8217;Neal&#8217;s, who had perfect <em>life</em> timing and left The Time before it became <em><strong>The Time</strong></em>, and had a respectable solo career that did not require him to bow down to Prince. Game, set, match, Alex. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deuSgKszlk4">&#8220;Saturday Love&#8221;</a> is the freaking jam, too, right? <em>Right</em>, says <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eraaXjg1WuE">Nickatina</a>. Anyway, J rides the beat with such exactness that he could be in the J.B.&#8217;s circa 1970, taking orders from Mr. Brown to ride the beat, D-flat major, ride that goddamn beat. My orders to <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDlFwUyixyQ">underwhelming rappers who do that thing of being too cool to ride the beat in 2012</a>? RIDE THE BEAT LIKE FRED WESLEY AND THE JUICE MAN, IDIOTS.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Other than in Three 6 lyrics, <strong>acid </strong>had<em> </em>been an underused rap topic for years. It&#8217;s hard to write something in verse that tops the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8LcqwL8a00">Woodstock-screwface story of Carlos Santana</a>, frequent <strong>Buddy Miles </strong>collaborator. But late last summer, one of the A$AP guys (it was either Twelvyy or Nast; can&#8217;t tell em apart) rolled up in something foreign with a whole caravan of druggys and hoes and said <em>Smoke somethin bitch! Or at least put this under your tongue, baby doll</em>, then promptly turned my pupils huge and black, like pools of Valvoline. <strong>LSD’s psychedelic properties were discovered in 1943</strong>, when scientists were trying to find a cure for migraines. <strong>1943</strong> is also the year Sly Stone was born. Sly later rented a Bel-Air mansion for <strong>$12,000</strong>/month from John Phillips because of course he did, <em>he&#8217;s Sly Stone</em>, the fuck you think. And yes, I know where the mansion is, and maybe one day I&#8217;ll take you there like the Staple Singers.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><strong>$12,000</strong> is <a href="http://www.xxlmag.com/news/latest-headlines/2007/04/e-40-donates-12000-to-alma-mater/">the amount E-40 gave his high school alma mater</a> for new band equipment, eliciting a huge AWWW from me. Earl Stevens can do no wrong. He is my lifelong English professor (Ball So Hard U) and <a href="https://www.google.com/#hl=en&amp;gs_nf=1&amp;tok=br484UxKjHhuEigO9CiX1w&amp;cp=8&amp;gs_id=7j&amp;xhr=t&amp;q=george+zimmerman&amp;pf=p&amp;output=search&amp;sclient=psy-ab&amp;oq=george+z&amp;aq=0&amp;aqi=g3g-s1&amp;aql=&amp;gs_l=&amp;pbx=1&amp;bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.,cf.osb&amp;fp=ff42559d799f52a1">clairvoyant ironic-lyric</a> writer (<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdVvryipC0I&amp;ob=av2e">“Watch out for that boy in the hoodie, man, he a monster”</a>), and his power move of writing a big fat check so that the kids can have their fun reminds me once again that, even though sometimes it seems like it’s <em>something</em> to a boss, it is actually <em>nothing </em>to a boss. NOTHING. I’m the only one in my city who’s not in love with this “Recipe” song from Dre and Kendrick, because Ken&#8217;s sneer-growl flow is forced and I don&#8217;t believe the part about girls taking their panties off for him. PLEASE, KEN. There&#8217;s some hoes in this town but c&#8217;mon now. Plus I&#8217;m just mad that Beats By Dre cost half a fucking month&#8217;s rent. I am <em>still </em>in love with “The Recipe” from &#8217;08, however, and not just because <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47LKHtHiums">that th-th-that th-that could totally be ME as the cooking show lady with the Cali accent during the hook and intro</a>.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">★</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>11. TOONS.</strong></span></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">There are 4 <strong>Jerome</strong>s in my world. Kern, Garcia, and Benton live in my record collection for their contributions in the arts of <a href="http://www.songwritershalloffame.org/exhibits/C67">writing</a>, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tuX1k6UZYs"><strong>singing</strong></a>, and, um, according to the verrrry generous and exaggerated <em>Ice Cream Castle</em> credits, “percussion and voice.” Ha. “Mirror-bringing” was too silly to include, I guess.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><strong>a) </strong>The fourth <strong>Jerome </strong>also has a spot in one of my crates, as a central figure in Nas’ “One Love” whose life takes a shocking turn after what was <em>supposed </em>to be a fun day at the beach.  Q-Tip samples Parliament’s <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsP3rHs3oUI">“Come in Out of the Rain,”</a> co-written by <strong>Ruth Copeland</strong>, soulful Caucasian lady who loved bass and inappropriately-mini skirts, not unlike this particular blogger.</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;"><strong>Copeland</strong> was married to Jeffrey Bowen, Motown producer and writer; he co-wrote Marvin Gaye’s <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9F8SNmaqIg">“You,”</a> the b-side of “I Heard it Through the Grapevine” &#8211; which Buddy sang as a <strong>California Raisin</strong> in ’88. The Raisins were claymation but they technically count as <strong>cartoons</strong>, yes? They were also labelmates with Eazy in ’88 (Priority), proving that <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aBxREVfvT4">children&#8217;s characters and lyrically hard rappers ran in the same industry circles way before Bieber x Rae in 2011</a>. In ’01, Priority was also the label that released 504 Boyz’ <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&amp;v=aWO7iyb1XCk#t=4s">“Wobble Wobble,”</a> a song for which my enthusiasm knows No Limit, teehee. And though it took a while to the point in this post where a “Wobble Wobble” link was appropriate, goddammit here we are.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><strong>b) </strong><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=do9VLONS86Y">“Hoes love me: <strong>Jerome</strong>,”</a> says Flatbush Zombies&#8217; Juice. “Hoes love me. <em>Jerrr</em>ome.” Also from Flatbush was pixel visionary <strong>Joseph Barbera, who went on to create the Jetsons</strong>. Elroy Jetson would later serve as the ultimate sonning metaphor by Guru, while big sister Judy got to live my dream of getting mentioned in a <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fz9AfrfZYUE">Dumile song</a> (“Our next guest, a real cutie specimen/And she&#8217;s startin to get a little booty, <strong>Miss Judy Jetson</strong>”). The song samples <strong>Harry Nilsson</strong>, who later provided the soundtrack of Henry Hill&#8217;s coke paranoia in <em>Goodfellas</em>, hung out with John Lennon and probably also lots of coke at the same time, and played on 1968&#8242;s <em>The Birds, The Bees &amp; The Monkees</em> along with <strong>Buddy Miles</strong>.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">★</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>12. MY FANTASIES, DAYDREAMS.</strong></span></p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #ff0000;"><em>COVER SONGS.</em></span> <strong>The Time</strong> should do <strong>INXS</strong>’s <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&amp;v=vSME53nL8tg#t=7s">“What You Need,”</a> because Morris and Michael Hutchence both have that talk-sing thing down. And because <strong>Prince </strong>will cover <strong>INXS</strong>&#8216;s “I Need You Tonight” in Music Heaven, making <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&amp;v=PrZZfaDp02o#t=16s">exactly one article of clothing come off of my body with every guitar-riff razor</a>. His opening act will be <strong>Buddy Miles</strong>, who will cover something by the <strong>Black Keys</strong> to make one of their songs immediately rad and not annoying like they are currently. (“Baby I’m howlin’ for youuuu” is not something you can get away with singing when you <a href="https://www.google.com/search?tbm=isch&amp;hl=en&amp;source=hp&amp;biw=1252&amp;bih=570&amp;q=dan+auerbach&amp;gbv=2&amp;oq=dan+auerbach&amp;aq=f&amp;aqi=g10&amp;aql=&amp;gs_l=img.3..0l10.640l3043l0l3184l14l14l1l5l5l0l334l1091l3j4j0j1l8l0.llsin.">look like my cousin Nick in Portland with the bubble goose vest, beard and earnest eyes</a>). <strong><em>Alicia</em> Keys</strong>, by the way, inducted <strong>Prince</strong> into the Rock &amp; Roll Hall of Fame in ’04, which is real bottom-of-the-barrel casting; sorry, she is boring and I just don&#8217;t care for her voice. She was chosen only because, at the time, James Brown was dealing with domestic violence charges, Sly Stone was off Syd Barrett-ing somewhere, George Clinton was touring, Joni Mitchell was touring, <strong>Morris </strong>was busy with his guest spot on <em>227</em> plus he was bitter, and I was not famous enough (yet) to have done the honors.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Since Buddy did <strong>Neil Young&#8217;s</strong> “Down by the River,” The Time should <em>so obviously</em> do <strong>Neil Young&#8217;s</strong> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAdtUDaBfRA">“Cinnamon Girl,”</a> at about three times the original speed. They&#8217;ll also need to add 2 heaping scoops of bass. <em>Minneapolis stunt-funk bass</em>, though &#8211; not <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcqEFGfr55k">Tennessee</a> bass, or even <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfsffF3dwrw">Florida</a> bass. I need some of that <em>desperate </em>bass, the kind that only men from a cold climate can muster. <strong>Neil Young&#8217;s</strong> song called “Are You Ready for the Country” should have its the title used for a track by Bun feat. Scarface, Juve from 10 years ago, and David Banner. Yelawolf&#8217;ll try to get on, but I&#8217;ll have to say no because of my integrity.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #ff0000;"><em>BREAKS<strong>.</strong></em></span><strong> </strong>It&#8217;s possible to <a href="http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2012/04/120410093325.htm">influence people as they sleep and give them perfect dreams</a>, so who says I can&#8217;t shout my fantasy breaks out into the world and hope Ski or Monsta or Rick Rock or Necro hears me? I remain committed to my dream that <a href="http://www.topdawgmusic.com/">Black Hippy</a> will one day use the “Top Dawg/Bite em all” from “The Next Episode” in something. Please guys, it&#8217;s so perfect! Don&#8217;t make the same mistake Collipark did when he ignored my Jeezy idea in &#8217;05. Until then, I&#8217;m focusing on:</p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><strong>a. <em>Them Changes</em>&#8216; “Memphis Train.”</strong> To be used by the fairly capable Don Trip in some song about his hometown, since he&#8217;s a Memphian<strong> </strong>(a fun new actual word I just learned). I foresee something for him involving the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&amp;v=iX7G7ELCXYU#t=44s"><em>Alllllll right</em> and that drum break at 00:44, then the bassline coming in</a>. Since we&#8217;re at the tail end of the “rising synth”/”every song must sound like a video game” period in beatmaking (or perhaps it&#8217;s just a fantasy of mine), my timing of this beat idea is perfect. As usual.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">The hook could also be a great break. “Train number one is gone,” Buddy sings, “Train number two is gone/Train number three is BEEN gone/Now how long must I wait for you.” I&#8217;d like MJG to use it in a song about his relationship with Suave House going sour. The train&#8217;s a metaphor for genuine industry friendship, a rare and precious thing that usually experiences a head-on crash somewhere down the tracks. Train&#8217;s gone, M! Or perhaps he could use it in a song about his lady leaving town to go to meet with the <em>WaxPo</em> editors to talk about her upcoming monthly feature-?</p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><strong>b.</strong><strong> The part of </strong><strong>“Paul B. Allen, Omaha, Nebraska” at <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&amp;v=IAKiCBPrJEE#t=219s">3:47 &#8211; 4:17</a></strong> is rich with untapped fantasy breaks. As usual, YouTube commenters are able to articulate my deepest feelings about a song I&#8217;m dissecting in a blog post: “Check out that footwork! Ain&#8217;t no bass player on this tune, just the pedals of the organ!!” (You are correct, not-at-all-ridiculously-named <a href="http://www.youtube.com/comment?lc=8P1lupObcsRXt7OZNAdZXzu5WJWOO6vM54LioJ5yyRA">bassbot69</a>.) It also gets praise for being a truly dignified tribute to a musical hero, as opposed to Buddy doing a song called “Paul B. Allen Back” or Buddy doing a show with a Paul B. Allen hologram. Mr. Allen, by the way, owned Allen&#8217;s Showcase, an Omaha nightclub that nurtured local artists including a young Buddy Miles. The equivalent of a song by The Time would be called <strong>“Billy Sparks, Minneapolis, Minnesota.”</strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: left;"><strong>c. Morris&#8217; <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&amp;v=B0uHh3WhYiI#t=199s">“The Wright brothers can&#8217;t fuck with that”</a> from “The Bird,”</strong> which in my daydreams and fantasies absolutely will be used by Jerm for a Curren$y song, JET LIFE, JETLIFEJETLIFE, EAUGH. This would make up for the tragedy that Morris&#8217; “Think I wanna/Think I wanna file my nails” is a rap-song ready quote but there are no current rappers who are ironically-heteromasculine enough to get away with using that line.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><strong>d. Morris&#8217; <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&amp;v=d3Iae9K8vu8#t=34s">“You better find a brand new bag, cuz these is my drawers”</a> from “My Drawers,”</strong> which <strong><em>absolutely should have been</em></strong> pitched-down and used in Devin&#8217;s “In My Draws,” even though <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hQ5zu-GCko">the finished product</a> is hard to argue with.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>These ladies don&#8217;t seem to <em>real</em>ize how <em>val</em>uable Morris&#8217; time <em>is</em>.</strong><br />
<strong>Apollonia&#8217;s pretty-person-and awful-performer-who-works-with-the-right-producer(s) hustle was pretty solid in &#8217;84. Such a hustle continues today in the form of horrendous Los Angeles music professional Game.  </strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>FIREARMS. </strong></span>(bonus category, because I&#8217;m enthusiastic and have trouble editing)</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;"><strong>“Sex Shooter,”</strong> Apollonia 6. <strong><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpVvDG1-p7w">“Machine Gun,”</a></strong> Band of Gypsys.</p>
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<p>Jimi produced Band of Gypsys under the name Heaven Research, a name that is <em>so </em>Prince-esque it makes me want to slap somebody. “Machine Gun” was about the <strong>jungles of Vietnam</strong>, which provides another connection to The Time, who did <strong>“Jungle Love.”</strong> If there were a Jimi loop used in <em>Dilla&#8217;s</em> “Jungle Love,” this section would come full-circle, wrapped up in a nice pretty bow and I&#8217;d be able to retire to the couch again, <em>R.A.P. Music</em> on the iPod. No such loop exists. However, Guilty&#8217;s <strong>“Without that loot, your instrumentals stay instrumentals”</strong> is <em>such </em>a Morrisesque thing to say. I just awarded myself partial credit.</p>
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<p><strong>“Yeah,”</strong> Morris says with typical shiny confidence at the end of “Jungle Love,” draining the open 3 in the seventh game of the series with home court advantage. <strong>“Thassssit thassit.”</strong> He&#8217;s the preacher who walks up and says <em>Girl you look like you been sinnin</em>, and he would definitely compliment my hips. (We already know from cinema that he&#8217;s an ass guy.) His <em>yessss </em>is a self-esteem booster, a greeting, an adjective, a compliment, a statement of fact, and a political platform. It’s like “swag,” you know, if I could get away with saying “swag.” I cannot. (I&#8217;m old enough to have baby-sat current rappers when they were kids.)</p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><strong>“People say I&#8217;m the baddest drummer,”</strong> Buddy said with typical modesty, <strong>“If that&#8217;s true, thank you world.”</strong> Morris never actually had to say words like this out loud, partly because he felt that his drumming spoke for itself, but mostly because talking about his drumming would take time away from talking about how great he is in bed. It&#8217;s lovely, though, to live among both the modest <em>and</em> the swaggy when it comes to men. A lady needs a variety of masculine types in her life, and of course in her record collection. Buddy&#8217;s long gone and Morris never calls me back, but if I could get the two of them in a room I&#8217;d inform them that the music industry is currently plagued by a lack of grown-man sexual mojo and I&#8217;d thank them for their contributions. xo.</p>
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<p><strong>We love a good conspiracy theory.</strong> <strong>But even the ones that ring true can&#8217;t always be trusted. But then again, our entire global history is rife with real conspiracies, not just theories.</strong></p>
<p><strong>Wax Poetics, along with many other good people in the music and publishing industry, received this email today from an anonymous source claiming to be a former insider. We have chosen to post this for our audience to read, but we neither support nor argue against the claims of Mr. &#8220;John Smith.&#8221;</strong></p>
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<p>Hello,</p>
<p>After more than 20 years, I&#8217;ve finally decided to tell the world what I witnessed in 1991, which I believe was one of the biggest turning point in popular music, and ultimately American society. I have struggled for a long time weighing the pros and cons of making this story public as I was reluctant to implicate the individuals who were present that day. So I&#8217;ve simply decided to leave out names and all the details that may risk my personal well being and that of those who were, like me, dragged into something they weren&#8217;t ready for.</p>
<p>Between the late 80&#8242;s and early 90’s, I was what you may call a “decision maker” with one of the more established company in the music industry. I came from Europe in the early 80’s and quickly established myself in the business. The industry was different back then. Since technology and media weren’t accessible to people like they are today, the industry had more control over the public and had the means to influence them anyway it wanted. This may explain why in early 1991, I was invited to attend a closed door meeting with a small group of music business insiders to discuss rap music’s new direction. Little did I know that we would be asked to participate in one of the most unethical and destructive business practice I’ve ever seen.</p>
<p>The meeting was held at a private residence on the outskirts of Los Angeles. I remember about 25 to 30 people being there, most of them familiar faces. Speaking to those I knew, we joked about the theme of the meeting as many of us did not care for rap music and failed to see the purpose of being invited to a private gathering to discuss its future. Among the attendees was a small group of unfamiliar faces who stayed to themselves and made no attempt to socialize beyond their circle. Based on their behavior and formal appearances, they didn&#8217;t seem to be in our industry. Our casual chatter was interrupted when we were asked to sign a confidentiality agreement preventing us from publicly discussing the information presented during the meeting. Needless to say, this intrigued and in some cases disturbed many of us. The agreement was only a page long but very clear on the matter and consequences which stated that violating the terms would result in job termination. We asked several people what this meeting was about and the reason for such secrecy but couldn&#8217;t find anyone who had answers for us. A few people refused to sign and walked out. No one stopped them. I was tempted to follow but curiosity got the best of me. A man who was part of the “unfamiliar” group collected the agreements from us.</p>
<p>Quickly after the meeting began, one of my industry colleagues (who shall remain nameless like everyone else) thanked us for attending. He then gave the floor to a man who only introduced himself by first name and gave no further details about his personal background. I think he was the owner of the residence but it was never confirmed. He briefly praised all of us for the success we had achieved in our industry and congratulated us for being selected as part of this small group of “decision makers”. At this point I begin to feel slightly uncomfortable at the strangeness of this gathering. The subject quickly changed as the speaker went on to tell us that the respective companies we represented had invested in a very profitable industry which could become even more rewarding with our active involvement. He explained that the companies we work for had invested millions into the building of privately owned prisons and that our positions of influence in the music industry would actually impact the profitability of these investments. I remember many of us in the group immediately looking at each other in confusion. At the time, I didn’t know what a private prison was but I wasn&#8217;t the only one. Sure enough, someone asked what these prisons were and what any of this had to do with us. We were told that these prisons were built by privately owned companies who received funding from the government based on the number of inmates. The more inmates, the more money the government would pay these prisons. It was also made clear to us that since these prisons are privately owned, as they become publicly traded, we’d be able to buy shares. Most of us were taken back by this. Again, a couple of people asked what this had to do with us. At this point, my industry colleague who had first opened the meeting took the floor again and answered our questions. He told us that since our employers had become silent investors in this prison business, it was now in their interest to make sure that these prisons remained filled. Our job would be to help make this happen by marketing music which promotes criminal behavior, rap being the music of choice. He assured us that this would be a great situation for us because rap music was becoming an increasingly profitable market for our companies, and as employee, we’d also be able to buy personal stocks in these prisons. Immediately, silence came over the room. You could have heard a pin drop. I remember looking around to make sure I wasn&#8217;t dreaming and saw half of the people with dropped jaws. My daze was interrupted when someone shouted, “Is this a f****** joke?” At this point things became chaotic. Two of the men who were part of the “unfamiliar” group grabbed the man who shouted out and attempted to remove him from the house. A few of us, myself included, tried to intervene. One of them pulled out a gun and we all backed off. They separated us from the crowd and all four of us were escorted outside. My industry colleague who had opened the meeting earlier hurried out to meet us and reminded us that we had signed agreement and would suffer the consequences of speaking about this publicly or even with those who attended the meeting. I asked him why he was involved with something this corrupt and he replied that it was bigger than the music business and nothing we’d want to challenge without risking consequences. We all protested and as he walked back into the house I remember word for word the last thing he said, “It’s out of my hands now. Remember you signed an agreement.” He then closed the door behind him. The men rushed us to our cars and actually watched until we drove off.</p>
<p>A million things were going through my mind as I drove away and I eventually decided to pull over and park on a side street in order to collect my thoughts. I replayed everything in my mind repeatedly and it all seemed very surreal to me. I was angry with myself for not having taken a more active role in questioning what had been presented to us. I&#8217;d like to believe the shock of it all is what suspended my better nature. After what seemed like an eternity, I was able to calm myself enough to make it home. I didn&#8217;t talk or call anyone that night. The next day back at the office, I was visibly out of it but blamed it on being under the weather. No one else in my department had been invited to the meeting and I felt a sense of guilt for not being able to share what I had witnessed. I thought about contacting the 3 others who wear kicked out of the house but I didn&#8217;t remember their names and thought that tracking them down would probably bring unwanted attention. I considered speaking out publicly at the risk of losing my job but I realized I’d probably be jeopardizing more than my job and I wasn&#8217;t willing to risk anything happening to my family. I thought about those men with guns and wondered who they were? I had been told that this was bigger than the music business and all I could do was let my imagination run free. There were no answers and no one to talk to. I tried to do a little bit of research on private prisons but didn’t uncover anything about the music business’ involvement. However, the information I did find confirmed how dangerous this prison business really was. Days turned into weeks and weeks into months. Eventually, it was as if the meeting had never taken place. It all seemed surreal. I became more reclusive and stopped going to any industry events unless professionally obligated to do so. On two occasions, I found myself attending the same function as my former colleague. Both times, our eyes met but nothing more was exchanged.</p>
<p>As the months passed, rap music had definitely changed direction. I was never a fan of it but even I could tell the difference. Rap acts that talked about politics or harmless fun were quickly fading away as gangster rap started dominating the airwaves. Only a few months had passed since the meeting but I suspect that the ideas presented that day had been successfully implemented. It was as if the order has been given to all major label executives. The music was climbing the charts and most companies when more than happy to capitalize on it. Each one was churning out their very own gangster rap acts on an assembly line. Everyone bought into it, consumers included. Violence and drug use became a central theme in most rap music. I spoke to a few of my peers in the industry to get their opinions on the new trend but was told repeatedly that it was all about supply and demand. Sadly many of them even expressed that the music reinforced their prejudice of minorities.</p>
<p>I officially quit the music business in 1993 but my heart had already left months before. I broke ties with the majority of my peers and removed myself from this thing I had once loved. I took some time off, returned to Europe for a few years, settled out of state, and lived a “quiet” life away from the world of entertainment. As the years passed, I managed to keep my secret, fearful of sharing it with the wrong person but also a little ashamed of not having had the balls to blow the whistle. But as rap got worse, my guilt grew. Fortunately, in the late 90’s, having the internet as a resource which wasn&#8217;t at my disposal in the early days made it easier for me to investigate what is now labeled the prison industrial complex. Now that I have a greater understanding of how private prisons operate, things make much more sense than they ever have. I see how the criminalization of rap music played a big part in promoting racial stereotypes and misguided so many impressionable young minds into adopting these glorified criminal behaviors which often lead to incarceration. Twenty years of guilt is a heavy load to carry but the least I can do now is to share my story, hoping that fans of rap music realize how they’ve been used for the past 2 decades. Although I plan on remaining anonymous for obvious reasons, my goal now is to get this information out to as many people as possible. Please help me spread the word. Hopefully, others who attended the meeting back in 1991 will be inspired by this and tell their own stories. Most importantly, if only one life has been touched by my story, I pray it makes the weight of my guilt a little more tolerable.</p>
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		<title>Kendra Morris Video</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Apr 2012 00:27:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kendra Morris &#8220;If You Didn&#8217;t Go&#8221; Video written, directed, and edited by Jacob Arden McClure. Purchase the digital single on iTunes and the 7-inch vinyl at the Wax Poetics Storefront. Full-length Banshee on Wax Poetics Records summer 2012. © 2012 Wax Poetics Records waxpoetics.com]]></description>
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<p>Kendra Morris &#8220;If You Didn&#8217;t Go&#8221;</p>
<p>Video written, directed, and edited by <a href="jacobardenmcclure.4ormat.com/" target="_blank">Jacob Arden McClure</a>.</p>
<p>Purchase the digital single on <a href="itunes.apple.com/us/album/if-you-didnt-go-single/id514013205" target="_blank">iTunes</a> and the 7-inch vinyl at the <a href="store.waxpoetics.com/products/kendra-morris-if-you-didnt-go-b-w-spitting-teeth-45-rpm-7-inch" target="_blank">Wax Poetics Storefront</a>.</p>
<p>Full-length <em>Banshee</em> on Wax Poetics Records summer 2012.</p>
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		<title>“If You Didn&#8217;t Go”</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2012 23:20:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[“If You Didn’t Go”—the follow-up to the breakout debut “Concrete Waves” and the second  single from Wax Poetics artist Kendra Morris—delves deep into lush and slick terrain, anchored by a unique funkiness that recalls the glory days of ’70s radio and sunny blue-eyed soul.]]></description>
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<p>Purchase the 45 rpm 7-inch at the <a href="http://store.waxpoetics.com/products/kendra-morris-if-you-didnt-go-b-w-spitting-teeth-45-rpm-7-inch" target="_blank">Wax Poetics Storefront</a> and the digitals at <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/if-you-didnt-go-single/id514013205" target="_blank">iTunes</a>.</p>
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<p><strong>Release date: </strong></p>
<p>April 24, 2012</p>
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<p><strong>Side A:</strong></p>
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<li>If You Didn&#8217;t Go</li>
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		<title>Dr. John</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Mar 2012 21:56:02 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>In 1963, Tom Hoskins headed South to check out Mardi Gras and try to locate a musical hero, Mississippi John Hurt, more than forty years after he’d last been heard from. He convinced an underage female acquaintance to supply the wheels, and using a clue found in one of Hurt’s songs, they located the seventy-year-old bluesman. As a result of Hoskins’s mission, Mississippi John Hurt recorded his songs for the Library of Congress as well as three albums of classic country-blues for the Vanguard record label. When Dan Auerbach (guitarist, vocalist, and producer for the Black Keys) got it in his head to locate the then seventy-year-old New Orleans icon and pianist Dr. John, all he had to do was call the good doctor’s manager. Younger musicians and music fanatics have been resurrecting long forgotten or underappreciated musicians from pop culture’s back pages since the folk and blues revival of the early 1960s, with each successive generation laying claim to different eras and styles. Dan Auerbach, Jack White, and the lesser-known soul and funk disciples from Brooklyn to Berlin are the backward-looking folkies of our generation, using their fame and industry access to remind some of us, and introduce the rest of us, to legends like Loretta Lynn, Sharon Jones, Charles Bradley, Lee Fields, Ike Turner (who the Black Keys were set to collaborate with for <em>Attack &amp; Release</em> before he passed away), and Dr. John.<span id="more-26268"></span></p>
<p><em>Locked Down</em>, set for release on April 3 on Nonesuch Records, started as Dan’s idea. “I was just shootin’ the shit with a friend of mine, and we were talking about Dr. John and how great those early records are,” Dan recalls. A call to the manager of Mac Rebenack (Dr. John’s given name) resulted in the two meeting for a couple days in New Orleans to feel out the collaboration. What Dan didn’t know at the time was that one of Mac’s granddaughters had recently left him with one of the Black Keys’ albums thinking he would like it, which he did.</p>
<p>“All of a sudden, [Auerbach] spiritually pops up here and wants to meet me,” Mac says. “I jumped on a plane,” Dan says. “I had never met him before. I flew down to New Orleans and went over to his place and spent a couple days just hanging out, listening to music, talking about music, talking about politics, conspiracy theories, family, you know, life on the road, that kind of stuff.” The collaboration unfolded organically from there according to Dan and Mac. “We got together and next thing I know, we wrote some songs here at the pad, and all of a sudden we was just recording. I like the way that all happened like that. Spiritually, I know this,” Mac muses, “you gotta roll with it and accept whatever it is.”</p>
<p>Mac’s been doing more than rolling with it in recent years. The recent assaults (both manmade and natural) on his hometown of New Orleans supplied Mac with plenty of subject matter and emotional motivation, fueling his most recent triumphs. Last year, Dr. John was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, in 2008 he won a Grammy for Best Contemporary Blues Album for <em>The City That Care Forgot</em>, and his recurring role in the critically acclaimed HBO series, <em>Treme</em>, adds to his recent achievements. As one of the few musicians who span the Professor Longhair and Harry Connick Jr. eras, Mac’s emerged lately as an outspoken defender of New Orleans’ cultural legacy. “It’s never gonna be the same as it was, but New Orleans is still a special, spiritual place,” Mac told Randy Lewis of the <em>Los Angeles Times</em>. “People need to know about this place, it’s important.”</p>
<p>When asked if recording with Dan and his guys was a different experience than his latest projects, Mac says, “Well, yeah, it’s more like stuff I did in the ’50s and stuff, or ’60s actually. A lot of this music is connected in some kind of way to stuff from my <em>Gris-Gris</em> and <em>Babylon</em> records.” It was the sound and feel of these late 1960s records that Dan tried to capture with this new record. “I wanted him to get more into that kinda beat poetry,” Dan says, alluding to Dr. John’s first four albums released on ATCO between 1968 and 1971 and credited to “Dr. John, the Night Tripper.” These albums mixed Afro-Caribbean rhythms with New Orleans R&amp;B piano, a dementedly funky rhythm section, wraith-like backup singers, and layered with morally and spiritually ambiguous lyrics alternately sung and spoken in Mac’s Nawlins hipster patois.</p>
<p>“I didn’t want to make a retro album,” Dan explains. “We didn’t record it in a retro way. We recorded it live on the floor, but there’s lots of low end.” Beyond the technical aspects, Dan worked on Mac subliminally with musical influences playing in the background over lunch or between sessions. “I wanted him to get into some new stuff, musically. I wanted to keep him away from the clichéd <em>fonk</em>, you know?” During their initial courtship in New Orleans, Dan tried out some different sounds on Mac. “We listened to a lot of music that I thought he would dig, like Mulatu, some of that older Ethiopian stuff where there’s lots of Farfisas, and he just dug that stuff so much.” They also listened to “hip-hop instrumentals, some psych, some old soul 45s, you know, some obscure stuff I thought he might dig.” Building on these diverse musical touchstones and inspired by Mac’s earliest solo records, Dan called on a dream team of musicians to execute this appropriately opaque gumbo of styles and influences. “I tried to make it current, a new record, but I wanted to get musicians who understood old records and appreciated them and had old souls.”</p>
<p>With the exception of the fraternal gospel group the McCrary Sisters, the rest of the players on <em>Locked Down</em> are, like Dan, younger guns reared on hip-hop and more influenced by dusty sounds found on old records than their musical contemporaries. Dan had already worked with bassist Nick Movshon and keyboard player Leon Michels, both fixtures on the Brooklyn soul scene and members of the El Michels Affair on Truth &amp; Soul Records. “I initially got in touch with Leon and Nick about touring with the Black Keys because I loved the records they made,” Dan says. “That Lee Fields <em>My World</em> record is an amazing album.” Next, he called on Max Weissenfeldt, a Berlin-based drummer who’s the inspiration for most up-and-coming old-school-styled funk drummers as one of the founders of the first-wave retro-funk group, the Poets of Rhythm/Whitfield Brothers. Dan: “Max is one of my favorite drummers ever. And I knew that getting Nick and Max together in a room would just be insane, and it was. It was so much fun watching those two guys play together.” Ohio native Brian Olive might seem to be the odd man out, except for his garage-rock pedigree shadows Dan’s, and his skills as a rhythm guitar player, backup singer, and horn/woodwind player added to the group’s versatility. “I wanted everybody to be able to do multiple things, because that was the nature of the session,” Dan says. “We had nine days in studio, and we gotta make the most of it, so I’m gonna take these guys who are great at a certain instrument, but can also jump on a lot of other things too to fill out the sound.”</p>
<p>Dan lucked out when the promoters of a serendipitously named music festival caught wind of his plans. “The people at Bonnaroo heard that I was getting ready to make a record with Mac,” Dan recounts, “and they suggested that they call it a Super Jam—they do one every year. And it actually turned out to be an amazing way for me to get all of these musicians together, because Max lives in Berlin, and all of these musicians I wanted for the record live really far away, so it was an amazing opportunity to get my dream set of players in the same city to see if it would work before I got everybody together to make a record.” <em>New York Times</em> music critic, Ben Ratliff, called their performance “almost evil: deep and oozy, close-to-the-vest, low-frequency funk.”</p>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2012 19:58:21 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>Author Pat Thomas discusses his book <em>Listen, Whitey!: The Sounds of the Black Power Movement 1965–1975</em> and the companion sixteen-song soundtrack (<a href="http://store.waxpoetics.com/products/listen-whitey-the-sounds-of-black-power-1967-1974-2xlp" target="_blank">purchase the LP at our storefront</a>).<span id="more-26237"></span></p>
<p>Producer and MC Quelle Chris talks about his release <em>Shotgun &amp; Sleek Rifle</em>.</p>
<p>Quinton Scott returns to the podcast to discuss the Mighty Sparrow collection <em>Sparrowmania!</em> on Strut Records.</p>
<p>Beats by Apollo Brown from the track &#8220;Prove Me Wrong&#8221; from the upcoming Apollo Brown &amp; OC release <em>Trophies</em>, courtesy of Mello Music Group.</p>
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<p><strong>Track List</strong></p>
<p>1. Pat Thomas interview<br />
2. &#8220;Until We&#8217;re Free&#8221; Elaine Brown<br />
3. Pat Thomas interview<br />
4. &#8220;Free Bobby Now&#8221; The Lumpen<br />
5. Quelle Chris interview<br />
6. &#8220;The Crook (The Enemy)&#8221; Quelle Chris<br />
7. Quelle Chris interview<br />
8. &#8220;The Loop&#8221; Quelle Chris featuring Maya Songbird<br />
9. &#8220;Zinah&#8221; Mighty Sparrow<br />
10. Quinton Scott interview<br />
11. &#8220;Kennedy and Khrushchev&#8221; Mighty Sparrow<br />
12. Quinton Scott interview<br />
13. &#8220;Sweet Loving&#8221; Mighty Sparrow</p>
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		<dc:creator>Logan Melissa</dc:creator>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>(Moral support via Daniel Dumile and Grandma&#8217;s afghan.)</strong></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"> <strong>My entire hair repertoire, from “smooth and nicely brushed” to “aw fuck it.”</strong></p>
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<p><span style="font-size: small;"><em><strong>BEAT SWAP MEET #17, 03/11/12</strong> </em></span>- My grasp of what constitutes “style” is limited, but I know that ladies should always accentuate the indent where the waist meets the hips and that the cotton sundress is timeless. I know that unless you are dating Fabolous, your boyfriend doesn&#8217;t care what brand your skirt is. I love those Jordan IV Cements on a gentleman, and I wish more of you dressed like <a href="https://www.google.com/search?tbm=isch&amp;hl=en&amp;source=hp&amp;biw=1252&amp;bih=570&amp;q=peter+tosh&amp;gbv=2&amp;oq=peter+tosh&amp;aq=f&amp;aqi=g10&amp;aql=&amp;gs_sm=3&amp;gs_upl=741l1904l0l2031l10l10l0l1l1l0l149l857l6.3l9l0&amp;gs_l=img.3..0l10.741l1904l0l2031l10l10l0l1l1l0l149l857l6j3l9l0.llsin."><span style="color: #0000ff;">Peter Tosh in the &#8217;70s</span></a>. Jeans that are a little too tight look the best on me (sorry, Mom). Men&#8217;s size M Champion v-necks, the comfiest sleeping attire, are $20 for 5 (Hanes&#8217; labor practices are inhumane and the company should not be supported with your money. Also ask me about, if you have 10 minutes to kill: La Perla&#8217;s superiority over Victoria&#8217;s Secret). I have foolishly bought several handbags that are so expensive they came with authenticity cards. I was listening to a lot of Clipse at the time.</p>
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<p> “If it is not beautiful, it will not last. In the end you buy the pieces you cannot resist,” says the house of Lanvin&#8217;s artistic director and adorable bear-like human Alber Elbaz. (I can’t afford Lanvin. In case I’m ever seated at the same wedding-reception table with Pharrell and at least one Thornton brother, I&#8217;m keeping my knowledge of the line close at hand.) Elbaz was referring to ladies desperately needing to have one of his preposterous fantasy pieces, reassuring them that it&#8217;s OK to spend $3500 on a halter jumpsuit, but it&#8217;s like he was talking to anyone with a compulsion to collect lovely objects, which is to say it&#8217;s like he was talking <em>right at</em> record nerds. Pieces <em>are</em> irresistible. I don&#8217;t deny myself the pleasure of good finds. It&#8217;s just that I have to reign it in when it comes to spending. I work, I eat, I keep my lights on and my rent paid, I put some in savings, and other than that, my money goes to the purchasing of records, which, in the end, I cannot resist.</p>
<p>There&#8217;s a Beat Swap meet once every few months in LA; I am always there, so I was at the most recent one, a couple Sundays ago. Seventeen records later, I&#8217;m back with my report on the pleasures, the frustration, the rooms of so many elbows. I limited my spending to $50, apparently because I&#8217;m really into self-punishment? I sold my original autographed test-pressing of <em>Kraftwerk </em>for 5 bucks. I ate a whole bunch of Miracle Whip. I wrote a love letter to Tim Tebow, charisma-free soldier for the lord. Then I listened to a bunch of Iggy Azalea and voted for <a href="http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2012/02/20/10-outrageous-things-rick-santorum-has-said.html"><span style="color: #0000ff;">Rick Santorum</span></a>. Oh wait, no &#8211; the $50 cap was actually established because I <em>have to pay my rent</em>. I&#8217;d go crazy without a limit, like Hammer in the late &#8217;80s, flinging cash carelessly except in tight pants. But it turns out a lady doesn&#8217;t have to choose between adding depth to her music collection or keeping a roof over her head. $47 for a collection of goodies is how it&#8217;s done. Yes, I’m sure I did get the Person with Breasts discount at my stops throughout the afternoon, a fact that may be upsetting for those without breasts but a fact that <em>I</em> think is just a version of affirmative action. My <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/01/blunt-amendment-vote-fails-senate-contraception_n_1313287.html"><span style="color: #0000ff;">private areas are fodder for political gain</span></a>. My paycheck amount drops by 30% because of my gender. The last song I heard on classic rock radio whined to me that there are lots of people talking but few of them know that the <em>soul of a woman was created below</em>. Please just let me have my small, $47 victories.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"> <strong>Berkeley city limits begin at Alcatraz Ave., just above the 50s and 60s of North Oakland, according to my geography teachers <a href="http://mainattrakionz.com/"><span style="color: #0000ff;">Main Attrakionz</span></a>. If you are from Berkeley and you are a dude who is pretty, you really have it made, your chain looks like lightning and nobody knows quite what to make of you but this aura is magic, it&#8217;s precious rap currency; maybe you&#8217;ll be invited to NYU one day and I won&#8217;t be able to decide if this is a sign of academic enlightenment or if it&#8217;s just an excuse for academia to gawk at a weirdo. And if you are from Berkeley and not so pretty, but you can drum, and people don&#8217;t know what to make of you (black? white?), then you are Johnny Otis. And you’re in my record collection and I love you. </strong></p>
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<p><span style="font-size: large;"><strong>1. The Johnny Otis Show, Featuring Mighty Mouth Evans &amp;amp; Shuggie Otis, <em>Cold Shot!</em></strong> (Kent, 1968). <span style="color: #cc0000;">$4.</span></span></p>
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<p>“I can tell the way she walks, she ain’t been here long”: “Country Girl” is the sexy standout on <em>Cold Shot!</em>, and this would be true even were it not for my personal bias (I am healthy in body and wide-hipped, just like the girl in the song). The back-and-forth between Johnny and Mighty Mouth Evans, plus a super-cute baby Shuggie (age 15!) on guitar make up for the fact that it’s a song about the heterosexual male&#8217;s eyeball-pleasing experience of watching a woman walk down the street. Not to bring down the room, but please note that if you are the owner of that womanly body, and the eyeing is not consensual, the experience is less pleasant. Sigh. Sorry, gentlemen. Let’s all remember our mothers and sisters before we honk our horns in celebration of the ladyform, please. Ogling’s still great in the bedroom, though—especially if you find a way to <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHJ6qfITb7o&amp;feature=related"><span style="color: #0000ff;">isolate the drums and guitar in “Me and My Woman”</span></a> and just play it on a loop as a seduction technique.</p>
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<p><em><strong>Jeopardy! Fact:</strong> Johnny Otis was from Berkeley but was born in Vallejo and was bosslike, just like E-40.</em></p>
<p><em><strong>Personal Goal:</strong> LA&#8217;s a graveyard of shut-down record labels and studios. I need to start my own tour of these sites, catering to persons just like me, who want to see where </em><a href="http://maps.google.com/maps?q=1011+n+fuller+ave+los+angeles&amp;hl=en&amp;sll=37.0625,-95.677068&amp;sspn=36.094886,86.572266&amp;hnear=1011+N+Fuller+Ave,+Los+Angeles,+California+90046&amp;t=m&amp;z=16">Let&#8217;s Get It On</a><em> and </em><a href="http://maps.google.com/maps?q=506+n+larchmont+hollywood&amp;hl=en&amp;ll=34.079163,-118.322024&amp;spn=0.009224,0.021136&amp;sll=37.0625,-95.677068&amp;sspn=36.094886,86.572266&amp;hnear=506+N+Larchmont+Blvd,+Los+Angeles,+California+90004&amp;t=m&amp;z=16&amp;layer=c&amp;cbll=34.079218,-118.32365&amp;panoid=vE_n3SU0OSfK-II677OK-A&amp;cbp=12,85.45,,0,0">Quik is the Name</a><em> were recorded (i.e., me. And Oliver Wang. And Dave Tompkins, if he would ever email me back). <a href="http://maps.google.com/maps?q=5810+s+normandie+los+angeles&amp;hl=en&amp;ll=33.989648,-118.298914&amp;spn=0.009234,0.021136&amp;sll=37.0625,-95.677068&amp;sspn=36.094886,86.572266&amp;hnear=5810+S+Normandie+Ave,+Los+Angeles,+California+90062&amp;t=m&amp;z=16&amp;layer=c&amp;cbll=33.9897,-118.300202&amp;panoid=aPxBKN00qTj08uTf4vodPg&amp;cbp=12,51.81,,0,0">Kent Records used to be here</a>, right by the Slauson Super Mall, star of a hundred Nipsey Hussle songs that will never make it to my headphones. I just can&#8217;t get into him. Lord knows I&#8217;ve tried, Los Angeles.</em></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>William, Walter, and Eddie, doing 1972&#8242;s version of “pretty.” </strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>In 2012 we get A$AP Rocky in some damn camo cargo shorts. </strong></p>
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<p> <span style="font-size: large;"><strong>2. The O’Jays, </strong><em><strong>Back Stabbers</strong> </em><span style="font-size: large;">(Philadelphia International, 1972).<span style="color: #cc0000;">$3.</span></span></span></p>
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<p>My 17-year-old cousin has been trying to inform me that squiggly-echo beat professionals The Weeknd and The-Dream are bickering, but, Oh dear!, sorry!, <strong><em>I can’t hear this news over the sound of GROWN MEN making music about GROWN MEN things such as LIFE and LOVE and BACKSTABBERY<span style="color: #cc0000;">*</span>. </em></strong>Nice watch, Terius. Nice house. Nice loft, guy from Canada. Nice car, nice bowlful of oxy, nice seafood dinner. You&#8217;re doing all right for yourselves, gentlemen. It&#8217;s just that crooned stuntery is kind of Kells&#8217; domain.</p>
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<p> Yes yes, you&#8217;re right, of <em>course </em>I should&#8217;ve had this one in my collection already. It&#8217;s just not that hard to find. Without that panic in my stomach warning that I&#8217;ll never come across it again, I&#8217;ve taken for granted that I can get it whenever. It&#8217;s the <em>Rumours </em>of Philly soul. Plus I&#8217;m really <em>such </em>a Temps lady; David Ruffin is the gravelly-voiced captain of my heart, so there&#8217;s not a lot of room left over for gravelly-voiced Eddie LeVert. And sometimes Gamble &amp;amp; Huff’s production is too shiny and clean and disco-y for my taste (<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86_cXq9Z-X4"><span style="color: #0000ff;">“Shiftless, Shady, Jealous Kinds of People”</span></a>); you know, a lady just needs some heartache x guts sometimes when it comes to vocals x production (<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWr_F4Gg8sY"><span style="color: #0000ff;">Ruffin x Whitfield</span></a>, 1966-8). When they&#8217;re <em>right</em>, though, the strings are <em>so right</em> (<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GnlKTI6yL4"><span style="color: #0000ff;">“When the World’s at Peace,”</span></a> the break in that “props like Norm Peterson” track that introduced Jeru to the world). On a related props note, some should be thrown to YouTube for kindly offering an instrumental of Cam’s <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u43ZDuwMd7w"><span style="color: #0000ff;">“Triple Up.”</span></a> Blissfully free of his voice, the beat is based around a sample of “Shiftless” and was produced by Headbangaz Ent., formerly headquartered on Broad Street in Columbus. In 2012 the spot is home to a <a href="http://maps.google.com/maps?q=197+e+broad+st+columbus+oh&amp;hl=en&amp;ll=39.963438,-82.995315&amp;spn=0.009128,0.013797&amp;safe=active&amp;hnear=197+E+Broad+St,+Columbus,+Ohio+43215&amp;t=m&amp;z=16&amp;layer=c&amp;cbll=39.962835,-82.995279&amp;cbp=12,232.93439182658378,,0,0"><span style="color: #0000ff;">Subway</span></a>, doggy. And Cam turns up in a red sweater vest on <em>Love &amp; Hip-Hop</em>, concerned about the state of affairs between Jones and that lady who works for him. Cam&#8217;s concerned, you guys. But in 2012, really, what else is he gonna do with all his free time.</p>
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<p>A hundred rap professionals have tried to do the title track justice. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYzOzwfxcLM"><span style="color: #0000ff;">Project Pat&#8217;s</span></a> the only one who got it <em>sort of</em> right, mostly just because he&#8217;s Pat but also because he brought Crucial Conflict (!) along for the ride. Jay Rock gets points for his buttery plaid button-up and denim ensemble on that album cover, <a href="http://www.strangemusicinc.net/images/test/JRCDFLLWMHM_600.jpg?osCsid=t33ija67ouj5bf4hr7b84nm3g3"><span style="color: #0000ff;">ladies are you with me</span></a>, but the O&#8217;Jays-sampling <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTfhODKLkho"><span style="color: #0000ff;">“Who Am I”</span></a> from that earlier mixtape is not great. Rap game stressful, you guys. Coming-up-with-new-ideas-for-songs game stressful too. And when you&#8217;re a fellow MC from south of the 10 freeway it&#8217;s hard to kompete with Kurupt, the King of Kadence. (Luckily, “Zip That Chop That,” a 2-year-old pre-fame period piece, <em>is</em> still great, and shows how our gentlemen out here do that classic LA thing of keeping their white Ts <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRY1k6aSE0g"><span style="color: #0000ff;">super clean</span></a>, plus Ab-Soul is actually Gusto from CB4. I can already tell <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQMbtHOFLaA"><span style="color: #0000ff;">Schoolboy&#8217;s going to have kind of a belly as an older dude, though</span></a>).</p>
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<p><strong><span style="color: #cc0000;">*</span>100% Grade-A Certified R&amp;Beef, for the record, is <em>Teddy Pendergrass having an affair with Marvin Gaye’s wife</em>. Please take a seat or go post to your Tumblr, everyone else signed to a major.</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Jeopardy! </strong><em><strong>Fact:</strong> The trio named itself in honor of DJ Eddie O&#8217;Jay &#8211; a sweet but weird tribute, like a group in 2012 calling itself The Funkmasters, which is actually kind of a cool name but they&#8217;d ruin it by calling their first single “Bomb Drop,” with verses about car shows and the Tunnel and people being told that they know what it is, all delivered in a yelling manner. I&#8217;m excited about The Green Lanterns&#8217; debut album, though.</em></p>
<p><em><strong>Personal Goal: </strong>Find out if anyone else is getting a “young Morris Chestnut” vibe from Eddie LeVert up there (far right).   </em></p>
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<p><span style="font-size: large;"><strong>3. The Staple Singers &amp;amp; Curtis Mayfield, <em>Let’s Do It Again</em> soundtrack</strong> (Curtom, 1975). <span style="color: #cc0000;">$6.</span></span></p>
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<p>“The voice of God, if you must know,” said Marianne Faithfull, “is Aretha Franklin&#8217;s.” The voice of God according to my dad and ESPN Classic, however, is John Facenda&#8217;s. So I’m conflicted.</p>
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<p>God&#8217;s voice is actually probably Doom; who am I kidding. And the sound of God trying to get my <em>attention</em> is definitely <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIS4P8xbPtg"><span style="color: #0000ff;">Curtis&#8217; guitar-squeal that opens the title track</span></a>, which happened yesterday while I was house-cleaning as the record played in apt. 680. By the way, you guys, God says hi. And he wanted me to tell you all that, for the record, he thinks people should be able to marry whoever they want. And he apologizes for the state of Florida continuing to exist.</p>
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<p><em>Let&#8217;s Do It Again</em> is about <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&amp;v=Xz6dWOAWqRo#t=82s"><span style="color: #0000ff;">Jayne Kennedy&#8217;s legs making it hard for Cliff Huxtable to concentrate</span></a>, and <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPmwptjCsA8">James Evans wanting Biggie Smalls to show some goddamn respect</a> while they&#8217;re both dressed like they are in Camp Lo. The soundtrack title track is about lounging around in your La Perla bodysuit, doing grown-up things, then falling asleep in a warm glowy puddle of sunshine and oxytocin. The song was #1 on the charts for one glorious week in 1975, and was displaced the following week by KC and the Sunshine Band&#8217;s “That&#8217;s the Way (I Like It)” in what must have been an emotional letdown for radio listeners. The 2012 equivalent is when I&#8217;m driving around LA and Power 106 plays “Function” (YAY/RAWR) immediately followed by something by a Canadian softie in a sweater (UGH/GOD NO). Anyway, you <strong><em>have </em></strong>to flip your hands up in the air and sing along &#8211; I mean really, <em>I am watching you to make sure you do it</em> &#8211; during the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&amp;v=NIS4P8xbPtg#t=140s"><span style="color: #0000ff;">“WHOOH-ooh-uh-OOH-uh”</span></a> around the 02:30 mark, just like the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&amp;v=_2wsx1onlOE#t=69s"><span style="color: #0000ff;">“whoooooo”</span></a> during the “Kryptonite” hook. You <strong><em>have to</em></strong>. It’s the law.</p>
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<p> <strong>Jeopardy!</strong><em><strong> fact:</strong> Michael Jackson stole </em>“<em>shamone</em>”<em> from Mavis, according to Mavis.<br />
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<p><em><strong>Personal Goal:</strong> <strong>LOOK MORE LIKE JAYNE KENNEDY WHEN WALKING DOWN THE STREET.</strong> </em>In ’99 Jayne set the beauty standard for every lovely female in the club pursued by a Sociology major, thanks to “Ms. Fat Booty.” But Mos was pushing a fantasy for you guys! <em>Jayne Kennedy types don’t go to the club!</em> Try the library or the record store.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"> <strong>Winston Rodney is Burning Spear&#8217;s real name, since Jamaican parents must name their children as though they are going to take a seat in the British Parliament 30 years later. </strong></p>
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<p><span style="font-size: large;"><strong>4. Burning Spear, <em>Marcus Garvey</em></strong> (Island, 1975). <span style="color: #cc0000;">$2.</span></span></p>
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<p>You are the top student in class today if you knew that Burning Spear named his album after <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&amp;v=IwvoxxtkM_M#t=9s"><span style="color: #0000ff;">Phife’s high school!</span></a> And if you laugh at my corny rap-reference jokes! And you are the top student <em>in my heart</em> if you can keep the Jamaica theme going over the next 24 hours &#8211; run a gwaan fi dere and get me the instrumental of <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBqm2HOqy_o"><span style="color: #0000ff;">Nas&#8217; “The Don,” last week&#8217;s new one produced by Salaam Remi</span></a>. Nas is still obsessed with the nation of Colombia; his lyrics are about cigars and the whole thing is so &#8217;99. But I love the Super Cat intro, the Super Cat hook, god that beat is just terrific with those big fat thick drums that I&#8217;ve been missing since Clams and his spaceship sounds took over. Mostly I&#8217;m just grateful for a song without a hashtag in its title.</p>
<p>I recommend the horns on <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mWNi7u9OLY"><span style="color: #0000ff;">“Marcus Garvey”</span></a> as aural caffeine (nice work, Bobby Ellis), plus the vocal is so solid &#8211; typical of Jamaican singers, those triumphant wails. I also recommend that a producer use the piano-bass-drums snippet at the beginning of <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7u92KdRTj3I"><span style="color: #0000ff;">“Jordan River”</span></a> as a break. I do <em>not</em>, however, recommend doing a lyric search of Marcus Garvey, as this will yield verses from terrible MCs trying to give you a history lesson (Lupe, Asher). The good news is that I can pull out my Black Star album for a refresher course, should anyone need it, followed by my mini-speech about <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&amp;v=sAWrd_Ej3Mk#%21"><span style="color: #0000ff;">Curren$y</span></a> and how the news about him suing Dame Dash fills me with a deep satisfaction, like when I see a kitten or I hear the bass ride out like an ancient mating call.</p>
<p><strong>“I&#8217;m not afraid to say I&#8217;m scared,” </strong>Thurston wrote in Sonic Youth’s <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jU1GqciiQRY"><span style="color: #0000ff;">“Burning Spear,”</span></a> a fun, lo-fi journey of drums and bass that LCD Soundsystem has tried to take me on numerous times through imitation (with a fair amount of success, actually). <strong>“In my bed I&#8217;m deep in prayer/I trust the speed, I love the fear/The music comes: the burning spear.”</strong> You can’t argue with that. Of <em>course </em>Das Racist mentions Burning Spear in lyrics; shockingly, the Beastie Boys do not, according to the quick scan of the Beastie Boys lyrics section of my brain. Anyway, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xg2C299Q3cA"><span style="color: #0000ff;">“Deep Ass Shit”</span></a> has that great Doom loop, which is actually a Madvillain loop but <em>Doom Loop</em> sounds so cool, like an exhilarating, super-scary rollercoaster. Trust the speed. Love the fear.</p>
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<p><em><strong>Personal Goal:</strong> Listen to more conscious/love songs. “Marcus Garvey words come to pass,” he sings, and then he turns into a love song with “Come little one/Let me do what I can for youuuuuuu,” which is, swoon, all a girl needs to hear these days.</em></p>
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<p><strong>WHEN I SAY ZAP, YOU SAY PA.</strong>Grab some, whenever and wherever he turns up (unless I&#8217;m there with you, in which case let me have first dibs).</p>
<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc8Fs5EZTYQ"><span style="color: #0000ff;">Unkle</span></a> saw their drum break opportunity with this record and pounced on it. Smart move. But Black Milk, Zappa fan and person who puts DRUMS on his tax return under Occupation, could <em>kill </em>this record, just stab it and leave it for dead on the side of the highway. I&#8217;m thrilled to have found <em>apostrophe</em>, but a Zappa-Black Milk meetup in my brain will always take a dark turn as long as the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iu9v8OdsBq8"><span style="color: #0000ff;">“Zap”</span></a> break continues to remain elusive. It tortures me. At the swap meet I passed by House Shoes, a man who would <em>definitely </em>know what that break source is, but I was too shy to say anything even though he and I have a mutual love of Dennis Coffey. I am shaky and large-eyed and nervous, like a Chihuahua. Alcohol doesn&#8217;t work very well for me as a social lubricant so a drink would not have helped. I relax on half a Valium and THIS playing when I stroll around:</p>
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<p><strong>Jeopardy!</strong><em><strong> Fact:</strong> Discreet was Zappa’s label subsidiary, his attempt to subvert the corporate interests of the mighty Warner Bros. Records (just like Prince would attempt a few years later. I am told this did not end well).</em><em> Discreet also put out an album by <strong>Ted Nugent</strong> in &#8217;74. Given the differences in Nugent&#8217;s and Zappa&#8217;s political views, the only explanation that works here is that Ted must&#8217;ve just been “eccentric, bad-boy Michigan woodsman” at this point, and hadn&#8217;t yet turned into “INSANE, xenophobic, ‘Get the hell off my property’ right-winger with a shotgun.”</em></p>
<p><em><strong>Personal Goal: </strong>FIND OUT WHAT THE “ZAP” BREAK IS, JESUS CHRIST. </em></p>
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<p><span style="font-size: large;"><strong>6. Mantronix, <em>In Full Effect</em></strong> (Capitol, 1988). <span style="color: #cc0000;">$2! </span></span></p>
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<p>Best Logo in This Particular Record Haul, no question. Best Band Name. Best Bass. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcpDdtbtqOU"><span style="color: #0000ff;">“Do You Like&#8230;Mantronik?”</span></a> is the album&#8217;s best song, and for the record I LOVE Mantronik, thank you bass-ed god, but the album&#8217;s <strong>Best Song <em>Title </em>is “In Full Effect (In Full Effect),” which, in case you forgot, is on that Mantronix album called <em>In Full Effect</em>.</strong> And isn&#8217;t it super fresh that dudes are once again are dressing like this,<em> in 2012? </em>Yes, it&#8217;s fresh (it&#8217;s fresh).<em> It&#8217;s fresh.</em></p>
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<p><strong>Jeopardy!</strong><em><strong> Fact:</strong> </em>In Full Effect<em> came out in &#8217;88, as did </em>In Effect Mode<em> by your man <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7izcefK_Ek"><span style="color: #0000ff;">Al B. Sure!</span></a> I&#8217;m not sure which is the better album title, but Al “definitely had the better hair,” says <a href="https://www.google.com/search?tbm=isch&amp;hl=en&amp;source=hp&amp;biw=1252&amp;bih=570&amp;q=ryan+evans+wisconsin&amp;gbv=2&amp;oq=ryan+evans+wisconsin&amp;aq=f&amp;aqi=g3g-S3&amp;aql=&amp;gs_sm=3&amp;gs_upl=458l7206l0l7388l29l28l5l11l13l0l118l966l10.2l12l0&amp;gs_l=img.3..0l3j0i24l3.458l7206l0l7389l29l28l5l11l13l0l118l966l10j2l12l0.llsin."><span style="color: #0000ff;">Ryan Evans, guard for Wisconsin</span></a>.“Oh really, because I prefer his eyebrows,” adds <a href="http://www.google.com/search?tbm=isch&amp;hl=en&amp;source=hp&amp;biw=1252&amp;bih=570&amp;q=kentucky+anthony+davis&amp;gbv=2&amp;oq=kentucky+anthony+davis&amp;aq=f&amp;aqi=g3g-m1g-S2g-mS2&amp;aql=&amp;gs_l=img.3..0l3j0i5j0i24l2j0i5i24l2.194l3042l0l3193l22l19l0l3l3l0l167l1607l8j8l16l0.llsin."><span style="color: #0000ff;">Anthony Davis</span></a>. </em></p>
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<p><span style="font-size: large;"><strong>7. Sade, <em>Lovers Rock</em></strong> (Epic, 2000). <span style="color: #cc0000;">Price: classified. Too cheap to be legal.</span></span></p>
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<p>Like me, Sade has a very un-sexy first name (Helen!), prefers hoop earrings to doorknockers, and likes to show off her tummy. We are one. If Sade and I had <em>both </em>made <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdPujw0jy2A"><span style="color: #0000ff;">Nas&#8217; “obedient fantasy objects with female anatomy” list</span></a> and if we had both been <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMapsP4eohw"><span style="color: #0000ff;">introduced by Tom Hanks at least once</span></a>, we would truly be the same person.</p>
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<p>Expensive records are like a cruel taunt from the universe. I&#8217;m out here tryin to <em>function</em>, which in Bay slang means “Pay my rent and add to my record collection without compromising my ability to pay my rent.” Box sets of Doom 45s are wicked temptation, as is anything with the words “limited edition colored vinyl” on the cover. Torture. At Amoeba, <em>Lovers Rock</em> is $30, but my strong sense of justice/broke-ness has prevented me from laying down the cash. Turns out I was smart to wait this one out, because I found a pristine virgin beautiful shining brand-new copy for much MUCH less than $30 at the swap meet. There was bargaining involved &#8211; I wrote a number on a piece of paper and slid it across the folding-table to the eccentric booth proprietor wearing a dirty old Kentucky Wildcats t-shirt. The final price is a secret; <strong> 17 records for $47 total</strong>, though, remember? Let&#8217;s just say that the Person With Breasts discount is a beautiful thing. Everybody was jealous of this find when I walked around with it, but I didn’t gloat because that’s unladylike. Gloating on the Internet, however? Super ladylike.</p>
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<p><strong>Jeopardy! </strong><em><strong>facts:</strong> 1. The name Folasade (Sade shortened it) is Yoruban and means “honor earns a crown.” 2. Dizzee Rascal is half Nigerian. And <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5X6lXk40GVI"><span style="color: #0000ff;">“Where&#8217;s da G&#8217;s”</span></a> is still incredible, 4 years later. 3. Sadly, superfox Idris Elba is not at all Nigerian (half Sierra Leonean, half Ghanaian). Neither is Doom (</em>Dumile <em>is a Zimbabwean name). But did you see that? I still met my goal of working them both into this post. </em></p>
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<p> <em><strong>Personal Goals:</strong> <strong>1.</strong> Show off my tummy more. 5 days out of the week is </em><em>not enough. <strong>2. </strong>Give my love completely, like Sade offers her man in “By Your Side.” Provide warmth, sweetness. Be as ride-or-die as possible while still maintaining feminist beliefs. I am also determined not to let love disrupt, corrupt or interrupt me, just like my buddy <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iErNRBTPbEc&amp;feature=results_main&amp;playnext=1&amp;list=PL5BF371F7EA021F62"><span style="color: #0000ff;">Jack White</span></a>. But mostly I just hope to deeply feel the power of love while skateboarding, like Marty McFly.</em></p>
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<p>“Nice! (Toussaint) produced The Meters,” said my new friend Andy, owner of a record store in Montebello, CA. He saw <em>Southern Nights</em> in my hand, freshly purchased from another seller.</p>
<p>“Yes, I know! And Dr. John! <em>And Lee Dorsey!</em>” I said, in a very nice way, I promise. (I&#8217;m a know-it-all, but I was raised right.) “C’mon, Andy! It’s not amateur hour.” Andy smiled, and thus a new friendship bloomed in the Los Angeles afternoon, the sunlight bouncing all over the place while EWF&#8217;s “Getaway” played. I can be intensely nerdy and high-spirited, and did not want to scare Andy off. Thus, in our first few minutes of knowing each other, things I kept to myself included the fact that <em>Toussaint </em>means “all saints” in French, and he wrote the song that was later used for the “meet your bachelorettes” portion of <em>The Dating Game</em> (<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDlcMpFLJlc"><span style="color: #0000ff;">“Whipped Cream,”</span></a> as played by Herb Alpert). I suppressed my speech about how Arcade Fire are direct descendents of Earth Wind &amp;amp; Fire, since they both traffic in joy, multilayered arrangements, that thing where there are 50 people on stage, and lyrics about a better life. Nor did I start a spirited round of “Handclap Ranking,” my most favorite party game, in which the topic of whether Toussaint’s perfectly-placed handclaps on the Meters’ “Handclapping Song” are superior to the ones on “Nolia Clap” or “Party All the Time.” That comes later in our relationship.</p>
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<p>HAND. CLAPS. The “We Luv Deez Hoes” break is proof that Antwan and Andre have the same taste in records as me. And I am not a ho but I bet you I could catch the eye of any straight man from the counties of Fulton <em>or</em> DeKalb because I wear jeans that are a little too tight and because, in the words of Lee Dorsey as written and produced by Toussaint, everything I do gon be funky from now on. <em>EVERYTHING</em>.</p>
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<p><strong>Jeopardy!</strong><em><strong> Fact:</strong> Just a repeat of that superdope </em>Purple Rain<em> info I provided to you up top there. </em></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"> <strong>Lalo had a meannnnn “Jack in <em>The Shining</em>” hairdo in ‘71.</strong></p>
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<p><em>Rock Requiem</em> was a respectable purchase, though percussion deities King Errisson and Ron Tutt are underused. Also I&#8217;m still confused as to why Ron never got the nickname “King” since his last name is <em>Tutt</em>. Of additional note: It says “For the dead in southeast Asia” on the back, a heavy, serious concept that Marvin Gaye took on that same year but in a way sexier fashion. Marvin added James Jamerson and some front-cover sexy wistfulness and although I was not alive that year, I decided in 1971 that Marvin and I should probably kiss and maybe get married. The song “Agnus Dei” bangs, and the song title “Kyrie Eleison” (I had to look it up) means <em>lord have mercy</em>, which is like how your Aunt Jean says it, as opposed to the <em>lawdaMERcy</em> of Cutty Ranks. And Alexander Saint Charles (Mustafa voice on <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmiXSsJx57c"><span style="color: #0000ff;">“Final Prayer”</span></a>) appears a few years later on Quincy&#8217;s <em>Body Heat</em>, the title track of which is used in a “They Want EFX” remix, <em>the original of which</em> is dipped in purple stuff and used in <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrv_WXbsQ1s"><span style="color: #0000ff;">“Trilla,”</span></a> shoutout to Beautiful Lou for emailing me the instrumental because I asked sweetly, and shoutout to Danny Brown&#8217;s supercalafragilistic tic-tac flow during his turn in the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR4e79n4nYc"><span style="color: #0000ff;">XXL cypher</span></a>. He says about 8 words during his turn and <em>still</em> puts heads to bed. Bum-stiggedy.</p>
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<p><em><strong>Personal Goal:</strong> Get a tight, tight nickname &#8211; NOT something like “Henchman” or “Un.” Those dudes are what my 13-year-old cousin would call “bitch made.”</em></p>
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<p><span style="font-size: large;"><strong>10. Love Unlimited, <em>Under the Influence Of…Love Unlimited</em></strong> (20th Century, 1973). <span style="color: #cc0000;">99¢.</span></span></p>
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<p>Breaks-use low points include Wale and Khalifa, two individuals whose success I take as personal insult. High points, thankfully, include the Beatnuts, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQR-I4jdXoE"><span style="color: #0000ff;">9th Wonder</span></a>, and Buckwild, who <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&amp;v=EkRL7Wruf1I"><span style="color: #0000ff;">harnessed the woodwind and keys from “Under the Influence of Love” up there and crafted this, my heroic theme song</span></a> as I glide over rooftops to save Gotham from The Joker.</p>
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<p><strong><span style="color: #cc0000;">Jeopardy!</span><em><span style="color: #cc0000;"> Fact:</span> </em></strong><em>Glodean, on the far right up there, entered into holiest and funkiest of matrimonies with Mr. Barry White in &#8217;74, the image of which is now giving me sexy nightmares. She looks pretty dainty, that&#8217;s all I&#8217;m saying. </em><strong><em> </em></strong></p>
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<p><em><strong>Personal Goal:</strong> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&amp;v=PSLQMBwJbe8#t=104s"><span style="color: #0000ff;">Introduce JuJu to my dad</span></a>.  </em></p>
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<p><strong></strong><span style="font-size: large;"><strong>11. Roy Ayers Ubiquity, <em>Mystic Voyage</em></strong> (Polydor, 1975). <span style="color: #cc0000;">$3.</span></span></p>
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<p>Shoutout to you, biology-teacher-looking-guy with red hair at the booth upstairs who was amazed and a little jealous that I have an original copy of Ayers&#8217; <em>Change Up the Groove</em> (NWA break, Pretty Purdie on drums). Felt good. But <em>nonshoutout to you</em>, guy who had the unabashed GALL to walk around in a Celtics jersey while the LA-Boston game was on the TV (inside, near the bar). By the time the game was over, he was gone and I never got the chance to make some kind of sassy comment to him about the superiority of the Lakers (97-94). Ah well, at least LA won, and at least the team still has the ultra-clutch Derek Fisher, who, in a typically reliable performance that day, had 9 points and 2 assists, along with his usual bag full of calm vibes and classy sportsmanship, contributions which cannot be quantified! He will forever be frozen in time as a Laker and never every go awa&#8211;OH.</p>
<p>All fired up after seeing the clown in green and white, because I&#8217;m exactly like Buggin Out in <em>Do the Right Thing</em>, my city pride swelled. It suddenly became extra necessary to buy some vinyl by a local musician. I already have<em> Appetite for Destruction</em> and <em>Forever Changes</em> on vinyl, and while my copy of <em>Detox </em>seems to keep getting lost in the mail, I <em>do </em>have <em>No One Can Do It Better</em> which contains the Dre work I hold most dear. I needed an LA someone &#8211; preferably someone who has been on the scene ever since honeys (my mom) was wearin Sassoon. I also needed to get some music-nerd points back after enjoying that awful <a href="http://straightfresh.net/tyga-dont-drop-that-thun-thun-remix/"><span style="color: #0000ff;">“Thun Thun”</span></a> song on the radio a little <em>too much</em> during my drive to the swap meet. (Link provided just so I can prove to you that Tyga’s curtains-in-a-Southern-funeral-home-meets-Chris-Wallace style is not something I made up). I chose a little Ayers, which obviously hit the spot. I am a genius. <em>Logan, you&#8217;re a genius</em>, you&#8217;ll say at my next BBQ, when I put on “Brother Green (The Disco King)” and the ladies put on their Sassoons and dance and drive the boys wild. (The song was written by Ayers and Edwin Birdsong, who had a hit with <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3AKrwna2C8"><span style="color: #0000ff;">“Cola Bottle Baby,”</span></a> a jam about the way my Sassoons compliment my shape.) Then I put on <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fnikr3Rf2YU"><span style="color: #0000ff;">“Rapper Dapper Snapper”</span></a> and we all drink Patron and talk about breaks, and someone says <em>This is what heaven is. Blame it on the Patron but it&#8217;s the goddamn truth.</em></p>
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<p><strong>Jeopardy!</strong><em><strong> Fact:</strong> The <a href="http://www.blogger.com/goog_1591477810"><span style="color: #0000ff;">brownstone-owning, OJ-drinking Celtic fan in </span></a></em><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&amp;v=jc6_XgtOQgI#t=55s"><span style="color: #0000ff;">Do the Right Thing</span></a><em> was played by John Savage, character actor on cop shows. He worked as an assistant production manager for certain sequences of </em>Malcolm X -<em> which was shot in South Africa, where Savage was living at the time working with Nelson Mandela on the anti-apartheid movement. This only </em>slightly <em>makes up for his attempts to gentrify Brooklyn, however. <strong><br />
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<p><strong><em>Personal Goal:</em> </strong><em>Make an Ayers x Isley mixtape for someone I have a crush on. Call it </em>Mystic <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fh6lGI1bOkw"><span style="color: #0000ff;">Voyage to Atlantis</span></a><em>. </em><strong></strong></p>
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<p><strong></strong><span style="font-size: large;"><strong>12. Scritti Politti, <em>Cupid &amp;amp; Psyche 85</em></strong> (Virgin, 1985).</span><span style="color: #cc0000; font-size: large;">99¢.</span></p>
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<p>I&#8217;m sure you remember the “driving home from my mom’s after Christmas 2011” moment in the Prius, when The Outfield’s “Your Love” came on the radio. I nearly drove off the road to my death, remember, because I was so delirious with melody and fuzzy guitar chords? Scritti Politti&#8217;s “Perfect Way” is like that, plus 3 Zolofts in my eggnog plus the sugar from 12 candy canes coursing through my bloodstream, plus <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&amp;v=ZZ4ICdzKorY#t=176s"><span style="color: #0000ff;">KEYS INTERLUDE</span></a>. Fred Maher produced “Perfect Way,” along with Matthew Sweet’s “Girlfriend,” another delicious piece of fluff celebrating the Caucasian female. This record is exactly what it sets out to be; the songs sound like what the photo above looks like. The synth and drums are pleasing, but in that dated kind of way that we tend to look down on. <em>“<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fairlight_CMI"><span style="color: #0000ff;">Fairlight</span></a> progamming is an actual credit!, bwahaha.”</em> We&#8217;re such snobs. But then there&#8217;s <em>Arif Mardin</em>&#8216;s name under “producer” for 3 of the tracks, which we appreciate because we&#8217;re dorks, and this credit decreases the <em>guilt </em>part of the record&#8217;s guilty pleasure ranking. But really all I care about is somebody getting Prince to cover “Perfect Way” at the <strong><span style="color: #000000;">Fantasy Concert of ’86 That I Will Attend Once I Achieve Time-Travel Abilities</span>*</strong>, please.</p>
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<p><strong>Jeopardy!</strong><em><strong> fact: </strong>We all know about Cupid in Roman mythology. Psyche, however, is lesser-known &#8211; she was a mortal girl who was “born too beautiful for her own safety,” a situation with which I am very familiar, obviously. Psyche also means </em><em>“</em><em>butterfly</em><em>”</em><em> in Greek! Aww. </em></p>
<p><em><strong>Personal Goal:</strong> Get a DJ to play “Perfect Way”</em><em> at the Do-Over. </em></p>
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<p><span style="font-size: large;"><strong>13. The Fatback Band, <em>Raising Hell</em></strong> (Event/Polydor, 1975). <span style="color: #cc0000;">$3.</span></span></p>
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<p>“This is not music to roller skate by,” explain the liner notes on Eric Dolphy&#8217;s <em>Out to Lunch! </em></p>
<p><strong>“This is music to roller skate by,”</strong> explains me, when I put on <em>Raising Hell</em>. And it&#8217;s got that Roni Size break. But I’m still returning my copy because I couldn’t find “My Adidas” anywhere on the track listing.</p>
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<p><strong>Jeopardy!</strong><em><strong> Fact: </strong>“Fatback” is an actual thing &#8211; “the strip of fat from the back of a hog carcass usually cured by drying and salting,” says Webster&#8217;s. I&#8217;m no longer a Five Percenter, so I can partake if I so choose.   </em></p>
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<p><strong><em></em></strong><em><strong>Personal Goal:</strong> Get Fatback&#8217;s </em>Let&#8217;s Do It Again<em> &#8211; “Ah yes, the one with the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aas2M3gfpmE"><span style="color: #0000ff;">&#8216;Mathematics&#8217; break</span></a> that I flipped,” according to Premier, in my imagination, when he wants to talk about nerd stuff and sends me a DM. </em></p>
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<p><strong><em></em></strong><span style="font-size: large;"><strong>14.<em> Mandrill</em></strong> (Polydor, 1971). <span style="color: #cc0000;">$3. And in shockingly great condition.</span></span></p>
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<p>Dudes say <strong><em>I fuck with this so hard</em></strong>. Dudes in LA say <strong><em>I fuck with this so hord</em></strong>. I am a lady, so I just went <strong><em>Gasp!</em></strong> and said <strong><em>Ohmygodddd</em> </strong>and did a little excited jump-up-and-down real quick when I found it. I had this one but not an <em>original </em>of this one, which is only important to the kind of person who cares so deeply about the dearth of originality in modern culture that she posts hateful things about MMG&#8217;s roster in rap site comments sections.</p>
<p>Someone named Mark Henry produced that new Don Trip <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIJ__Sgd8dY"><span style="color: #0000ff;">“Help is on the Way,”</span></a> its beat built atop <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3tWcMXYZc4"><span style="color: #0000ff;">THISSSSSS, gasp!, Ohmygoddddd what a SONNNNG</span></a>. Normally I&#8217;d back slowly away from a producer who assisted tiny, unpleasant Wale (someone named Mark Henry), especially if this Mark Henry maybe got the break idea from Eminem&#8217;s <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&amp;v=Q_gNIFBpyfo"><em>All 12-Step Everything</em></a> album, but in 2012 I guess I should open my mind a little. No more assumptions. I also thought the combination of a Jodeci snippet and David Banner raps would be an automatic slam-dunk, for example. Alas, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9R6496ZBsA"><span style="color: #0000ff;">no</span></a>. But if you can do a good approximation of Banner&#8217;s <em>YAUGH-ughhh</em> for me, I want to hire you for my parties.</p>
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<p><em><strong>Jeopardy!</strong></em><em><strong> Fact? Sigh. No, the following would never turn up on </strong></em><strong>Jeopardy!</strong><em><strong> (but it remains a nerd fact that I cherish nonetheless: </strong><span style="color: #000000;">Mandrill producer Beau Ray Fleming also had a hand in Sun&#8217;s albums, including </span></em><span style="color: #000000;">Live On, Dream On</span><em><span style="color: #000000;">, with “My Woman” &#8211; used in <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&amp;v=mdYFIllT3BA"><span style="color: #0000ff;">“Protect and Serve,”</span></a> from </span></em><span style="color: #000000;">Super Tight </span><em><span style="color: #000000;">(</span></em><em><span style="color: #000000;">“</span></em><em><span style="color: #000000;">The red one! Oh God. They&#8217;re crouching down? You know? The one where <a href="http://purple-drank.a1yola.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/UGK-Super-Tight.jpg" rel="lightbox[26204]"><span style="color: #0000ff;">Chad had the Mighty Ducks jersey on?</span></a> Oh Jesus. What&#8217;s it called. You know the one I&#8217;m talking about</span></em><em><span style="color: #000000;">”</span></em><em><span style="color: #000000;"> &#8211; me, describing </span></em><span style="color: #000000;">Super Tight</span><em><span style="color: #000000;">, because I can never remember it&#8217;s called </span></em><span style="color: #000000;">Super Tight </span><em><span style="color: #000000;">and that&#8217;s not very tight of me.</span></em></p>
<p><em><span style="color: #000000;"> </span></em><em><strong> Personal Goal:</strong> Get to Memphis. Need to see Issac&#8217;s gold Eldorado, have someone play “Hold On&#8230;I&#8217;m Comin” when I walk down the street, see the ghost of Otis around every corner, and go record shopping. I also hear I might be able to get some fairly decent BBQ. </em></p>
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<p><span style="font-size: large;"><strong>15. Ennio Morricone, <em>The Good, the Bad &amp;amp; the Ugly </em>soundtrack</strong> (United Artists, 1967). <span style="color: #cc0000;">$3.</span></span></p>
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<p>I&#8217;d like El-P (rapbeat master of so many <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Udu8cSKtoYo"><span style="color: #0000ff;">action-tension-release</span></a> journeys in my headphones) to score a film, so let&#8217;s get on that; in the meantime, Morricone is the master of the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYHkH6drVT0&amp;feature=related"><span style="color: #0000ff;">action-tension-release</span></a> journey in cinematic sound. The hero of this film is someone named “Blondie.” The “crying coyotes” sound from its main theme is looped in productions by superb musical humans including but not limited to <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZjAantupsA&amp;ob=av2e"><span style="color: #0000ff;">Larry Blackmon</span></a> and <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIbSXlf2K-c"><span style="color: #0000ff;">Mannie Fresh</span></a>. The title itself turns up in Doom’s mouth during “Vomitspit.” It was 3 bucks. It&#8217;s <em>Morricone</em>. Case closed. I bought it. “You wanna come home with me?” I asked it, reaching inside to check its body for scratches and other signs of wear. “Listen, I don&#8217;t have time for psychological romance,” I said, “just be straight with me.” Seduced, it took me up on my offer. (I was wearing really tight jeans). We&#8217;re having a threeway next week when I get the <em>I&#8230;Comme Icare</em> soundtrack with the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&amp;v=DuJD6uhMvL8"><span style="color: #0000ff;">sparkly Rae break</span></a>.</p>
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<p><strong>Jeopardy!</strong><em><strong> Fact:</strong> <strong> “In my childhood, America was like a religion,” director Sergio Leone said, “Then, real-life Americans abruptly entered my life &#8211; in jeeps &#8211; and upset all my dreams.”</strong> Well, yes. This has been our foreign policy for decades now. I get it, Serge. </em></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><em>He later added, “My greatest fear is that, in the future, young Americans will accept the horrible bars spood-fed to them in a marketing scheme that seeks to further the corporate interests of a large, grunting man who jacks my whole look. Hypnotized 13-year-olds running around shouting BAWSE; I cannot explain this.” </em></p>
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<p><em><strong>Personal Goal:</strong> <strong>Time travel. <span style="color: #ff0000;">*</span></strong>Cameo are headliners at my Fantasy Concert of 1986, the lineup for which I have been curating in my imagination for the last several days. I’m frequently shuffling the show’s time slots but it&#8217;s a done deal that the opener and closer will be Cameo and Prince</em><em>, respectively. Starship will do “We Built This City,” and when Simply Red comes out to do “Holding Back the Years,” we&#8217;ll all sway in the audience and cry and hold each other. DeBarge will definitely do “Rhythm of the Night,” for which we&#8217;ll form a dance circle. Oran “Juice” Jones will do “The Rain.” I&#8217;ll need <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpgYBYD-8gM&amp;feature=related"><span style="color: #0000ff;">Jermaine Stewart</span></a> to make a brief appearance. We&#8217;ll forget him a month later but in the moment we will feel like he&#8217;s just going to keep putting out terrific singles. Ready for the World will tear the fucking house down, and Prince will come out and build a new fucking house just to tear it the fuck down, including the basement, perimeter footings, and the concrete foundation. He&#8217;ll do a cover of Neil Young&#8217;s </em><em>“</em><em>Heart of Gold,</em><em>”</em><em> turning it into a 23-minute-long slow-burner with 3 guitar solos. His surprise guest will be Sheila E. He&#8217;ll pull me onstage during <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0byvg2SfjI"><span style="color: #0000ff;">“A Love Bizarre,”</span></a> and he&#8217;ll impregnate me just by touching my hand. THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT. For any of you interested in coming to the afterparty, these dudes <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7azN6WifnM"><span style="color: #0000ff;">Derrick, Juan and Kevin are DJing</span></a>.</em><em> </em></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>“Teeheeheeeeee! OH RICK, you’re so charming and funny! Sure, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PHETt6ccEo"><span style="color: #0000ff;">I’d love to try it!</span></a> GOD, I feel <em>fantastic!</em> I don&#8217;t see how this night could possibly go wrong!”</strong></p>
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<p> “I have a lush, thick head of hair. I don&#8217;t take myself too seriously. I&#8217;m a singer with a refreshing lack of church-choir background. I saw you at the Beat Swap Meet, walkin around with that <em>body </em>like you&#8217;re straight off the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2r401KVxZXw"><em>Bustin Out of L Seven</em><span style="color: #0000ff;"> cover</span></a>; you’re a record nerd with large eyes, and you&#8217;re sort of awkward, but I like that. You’re sexy and I want to defile you and tie you up, listen mama, are you cool with that” &#8211; Rick’s “Missed Connections” post in search of me. He&#8217;s my king and we are in love. See you later, LAMES.</p>
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<p> Undeniable jungle cat, professor of Freakonomics, Dude in Italian Leather Who I&#8217;d Let Boss Me Around, Rick howls and growls and pleads on <em>Cold Blooded</em>, and it is delicious. But <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9g0WbkDhRQ"><em>Throwin&#8217; Down</em></a> is better<span style="color: #0000ff;"><span style="color: #000000;">. </span></span><span style="color: #0000ff;"><span style="color: #000000;">And other than the pleasure derived from tracks <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2SyB1h2TRc"><span style="color: #0000ff;">1</span></a> and 2, </span></span><em>Cold Blooded</em> would probably be just another 12” x 12” surface on which I&#8217;d chop and snort something if it weren&#8217;t for the contributions of Allen McGrier on bass (“Square Biz”; “In My House”). Too many slow jams. And the fact that “Cold Blooded” is supposedly about <a href="http://www.contactmusic.com/news/linda-blair-opens-up-about-rick-james-romance_1243770"><span style="color: #0000ff;">Linda Blair</span></a> is too weird for me to cope with. Still, Rick&#8217;s white suit inside (gatefold cover) is killer, and like Mac Dre says, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dHMtjOH68Q"><span style="color: #0000ff;">“Hoez Love It,”</span></a> which is true, hoes really do, making <em>Cold Blooded</em> the second record in this haul to have provided a sample source for a ho-themed song (Toussaint/Outkast). Hoes also love the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&amp;v=lnjbMtHH1H8#t=150s"><strong><em>FREEZE</em></strong><span style="color: #0000ff;"> part in the middle of the song, where the key changes and the synth takes control like synth is supposed to</span></a>. Some of my cousins are hoes so I know about these things. I mean it, though &#8211; avoid the ballads. When Rick talks to women like they are <em>actual people </em>instead of sex dolls, he loses his touch. The awful “Ebony Eyes,” for example, features Smokey Robinson, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ww-qjnpA8kc&amp;ob=av2e"><span style="color: #0000ff;">who thought he looked cute with a mustache</span></a>. This was the fault of cocaine. Mustaches are reserved for Slick Rick, Zappa, Morris Day, John Oates of course, my uncle Pete, and Mario &amp;amp; Luigi. Cue <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4T0ZaHhKklU"><span style="color: #0000ff;">“Super Brooklyn.”</span></a></p>
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<p><strong>Jeopardy!</strong><em><strong> Fact:</strong> Back when he was called “Jumpman,” Mario was given a mustache because his mouth was too difficult for the animators to draw in pixellated form. And they made him a carpenter by trade because overalls were an easy outfit to animate. </em></p>
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<p><em><strong>Personal Goal:</strong> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&amp;v=bDbpzjbXUZI#t=210s"><span style="color: #0000ff;">Let my hair down/Let my body dowwwwwn</span></a> more often. To please Rick. </em></p>
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<p><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-_5q3PFc1TOg/T2pfhbOocCI/AAAAAAAAFGw/2UxXugU59GA/s1600/larks+tongues-500.JPG" rel="lightbox[26204]"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-_5q3PFc1TOg/T2pfhbOocCI/AAAAAAAAFGw/2UxXugU59GA/s1600/larks+tongues-500.JPG" alt="" border="0" /></a></p>
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<p><span style="font-size: large;"><strong>17. King Crimson, <em>Larks’ Tongues in Aspic</em></strong> (Atlantic, 1973). </span><span style="color: #cc0000; font-size: large;">99¢.</span></p>
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<p><em>Dark Side of the Moon</em> came out right before this one &#8211; same year, same month &#8211; which I&#8217;m sure prompted lots of nervous stomachaches and “bloody hell”s from the members of King Crimson. <em>Dark Side</em> is completely overrated, email me if you wanna start a fight about this; <em>Wish You Were Here</em> is the better record, and I&#8217;m not just saying that because I love beautiful crazies like Syd Barrett.</p>
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<p> “Easy Money” is the superstar on <em>Larks&#8217; Tongues</em>; those first 45 seconds are pure Fripp-ery and if you don&#8217;t get it, you are straight FRIPP. ING. I care too much about the fact that there&#8217;s a credit on this record for the almighty Mellotron, a prog-rock instrument that was “very temperamental and required regular servicing,” much like myself. This bit of history will never turn up on <em>Jeopardy!</em>, yet I&#8217;m super invested. Typical. I care too much about finding an original Moğollar pressing, and about my dream of convincing Juicy J to do an all-kung-fu-sample mixtape and calling it <em>Bruce Lean</em>, and about the <a href="http://prince.org/msg/7/85300?pr"><span style="color: #0000ff;">make and model of the </span><em>Purple Rain</em><span style="color: #0000ff;"> motorcycle</span></a>. I also care wayyyyy too much about the visual trickery apparent in the XXL freshmen cypher videos. They make it look like Danny&#8217;s nodding his head to the lyrical stylings of <em>Future</em>. He&#8217;s not doing that. I&#8217;m positive. LOL, video editors.</p>
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<p><strong>Jeopardy!</strong><em><strong> Fact:</strong> “Aspic” is a disgusting gelatin-and-meat substance created by the people from whom I am descended &#8211; the English. (We are good at prog-rock. Not food.)</em></p>
<p><em><strong>Personal Goal:</strong> Before Kanye™ thinks of it, get someone to loop the hell outta whatever you call that magic starting at 01:37.  </em></p>
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<p>17 records, $47. I have successfully maintained my rent for another month. I have milk and bread in the fridge, a fresh jar of Nutella on my counter. The monthly Prius payment has been sent in and my Internet works. I&#8217;m good. My Time Warner bill comes in an envelope stamped with red ink in an attempt to convince me it needs my urgent attention. This does not work. You&#8217;ll get paid next week, horrendous cable conglomerate.</p>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2012 22:13:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Faithful Man (LP)</title>
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		<title>33 Reasons</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Mar 2012 10:00:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ahmir Questlove Thompson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Questlove is a drummer, a tweeter, a political provocateur, a music encyclopedia, a founding member of hip-hop royalty the Roots, the bandleader of <i>Late Night with Jimmy Fallon</i>, and a Prince fanatic. Take a journey through his mind as he argues thirty-three reasons why Prince is “hip-hop.”]]></description>
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<p><strong>Questlove is a drummer, a tweeter, a political provocateur, a music encyclopedia, a founding member of hip-hop royalty the Roots, the bandleader of </strong><strong><em>Late Night with Jimmy Fallon</em></strong><strong>, and a Prince fanatic. Take a journey through his mind as he argues thirty-three reasons why Prince is “hip-hop.”</strong></p>
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<p>October 1991 marked the year of a new Prince. I could tell that something was on his mind (perhaps money?). It was his thirteenth professional year, and something had to give. Clearly he was irked by longtime fans already giving his 1978–’88 tenure a past-tense reference (known as “the genius period,” similar to pre–<em>Woman in Red</em> Stevie’s 1971–’76 era, but Prince fared a lil better). Although a commercial success, his 1989 <em>Batman</em> soundtrack felt unthawed. (And let’s face it: <em>anything</em> with that Batlogo was getting copped back in the late ’80s, so it was a no-brainer. You could turn in just about anything and it would sell as long as that golden logo was attached to your product.) His next album was a heartbreaking failure of a sequel to the very breakthrough that probably is responsible for this tribute issue you now hold in your hands. <em>Graffiti Bridge</em>, released in 1990, did the <em>exact</em> opposite of what <em>Purple Rain</em> was to do for his career (and it’s noted that all of the soundtrack highlights were indeed written or recorded&#8230;during the—<em>ahem</em>—“genius period.”) However, on Prince and the New Power Generation’s <em>Diamonds and Pearls</em>, his first “proper” album since 1988’s puzzling <em>Lovesexy</em> and his first project <em>not</em> to reach the top ten since 1981’s <em>Controversy</em>, Prince seemed to embrace “rap” (not hip-hop, but “rap”) almost with the believability of Republican politicians that visit the inner-city slums to kiss babies and shake hands. The puzzling thing about it all is that Prince was more “hip-hop” than he ever was once he gave in to “rap” music.</p>
<p>Dare I say he was a hip-hop pioneer? Yes. <em>That</em> Prince. Without even trying, he did things that those in the hip-hop generation wouldn’t even think to do some years later in their careers. So in celebration of Prince reaching Jesus status (thirty-three years in the game), I’d like to argue thirty-three reasons why sucker MCs should call him sire.</p>
<p><strong>33. </strong><strong>“2 Live, 2 Live is what we are.”</strong></p>
<p>In 1988, Prince poses stark naked on his tenth album cover, <em>Lovesexy</em>.</p>
<p><strong>32 &amp; 31.</strong><strong> “So either join the crew or get beat down.”</strong></p>
<p>With Hammer as America’s newly discovered go-to guy, Prince reverses his Sir Nose D’VoidoRAP position of the past (more on that later) and full-on puts his career survival ahead of his personal creativity. Backtracking a hard stance, of course, would be the norm come 1997 with the all-integrity no-sell-out hip-hop. Of course, with the formation of the NPG and its kickoff album, 1991’s <em>Diamonds and Pearls</em>, with samples and rap breaks over a band soundtrack (I’ll just sneak in #31 here) and the occasional “nigga” sprinkled for effect (let’s not forget the mic gun either), Prince was actually onto something that was years ahead of my own entry in the game.</p>
<p><strong>30.</strong><strong> “I got it from my pops, where there’s a man in the house and all the bullshit stops.”</strong></p>
<p>Genius starts with the act of defiance, achieving something when you are told that you can’t achieve. Prince’s father told him flat out, “Don’t touch my piano.” So, naturally, Prince takes that to mean, “Please help yourself, then help me some twenty years later by taking care of me with the fruits of your labor.” I don’t know if the Joseph/Tito thing went down, but I do know that he taught himself to play the theme to <em>Batman</em> (See? The man is a visionary!) and soon he got more intricate—that is, until he got kicked out the house and shuffled around to various relatives until running away at the age of twelve.</p>
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<p><strong>29.</strong><strong> “Check it, fifteen of us in a three-bedroom apartment.</strong></p>
<p><strong>Roaches everywhere, cousins and aunts was there.</strong></p>
<p><strong>Four in a bed, two at the foot, two at the head.” </strong></p>
<p>The Anderson family basement. P’s BFF André Anderson (aka Cymone) asks his mom, Bernadette, to take in “Skipper” as her seventh child. She does so, and also puts up with all the noise, knowing it’s better to be inconvenienced than those two to be running out in the streets.</p>
<p><strong>28. </strong><strong>“Shakespeare couldn’t tell a story that well.”</strong></p>
<p>Prince’s bio stretched the truth quite a bit. Shaved his age a little bit to grab teen market. Embellished his ability. (Don’t get me wrong, he can play anything he wants to, but if you list over twenty instruments, and fifteen of those instruments are keyboard related, then, yeah, it’s impressive to someone who don’t know any better; but in my head, you play three instruments: drums, bass, and guitar. Okay, I’ll be fair and say four—and keyboards. Not: (1) Organ—no organ on his first seven records! (2) Rhodes (3) Clavinet (4) Synth. (5) Piano&#8230; Come on, now.) Now, the previously mentioned coulda been record-label politics. But in early interviews (especially with <em>Right On!</em> teen mag), Prince too was having some fun making up his bio on the spot to get some hood cred. My favorite being how he was so poor, he’d steal Bubble Yum and stand in front of a McDonald’s just to pretend he was eating a meal.</p>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Mar 2012 10:00:04 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>Promotional mix by FA celebrating the 10th Anniversary of Wax Poetics!<span id="more-26147"></span></p>
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<p><strong>Track List</strong></p>
<p>Prince and the Revolution &#8220;Erotic City (Make Love Not War Erotic City Come Alive)&#8221; (Warner Bros.)<br />
The Time &#8220;777-9311 (propsEdit)&#8221;<br />
Blood Orange &#8220;Champagne Coast (Krystal Klear Remix)&#8221; (Domino)<br />
Jesse Johnson &#8220;Be Your Man (Specially Remixed Version)&#8221; (A&amp;M)<br />
Andre Cymone &#8220;Kelly&#8217;s Eyes&#8221; (CBS)<br />
Larry Graham &#8220;There&#8217;s Something About You&#8221; (Warner Bros.)<br />
94 East &#8220;If You Feel Like Dancin&#8217;&#8221; (Hot Pink)<br />
Toro y Moi &#8220;Saturday Love&#8221; (Carpark)<br />
Madhouse &#8220;Fifteen&#8221; (Warner Bros.)<br />
The Family &#8220;Screams of Passion (Extended Version)&#8221; (Warner Bros.)<br />
DJ Quik &#8220;Do Today (featuring Jon B. and BlaKKazz K.K.)&#8221; (Mad Science)<br />
?uestlove, The Foreign Exchange, Zo!, and Carlitta Durand &#8220;Purple Flip&#8221;<br />
Prince &#8220;Wouldn&#8217;t You Love to Love Me&#8221;<br />
Frank Ocean &#8220;Songs for Women&#8221;<br />
Prince and the Revolution &#8220;I Would Die 4 U/Baby I&#8217;m A Star (Live, Landover, MD, 1984)&#8221;<br />
Frank Ocean &#8220;Voodoo&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Miami Boogie Gems</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2012 10:00:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marisa Aveling</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Miami producer-cum-singer Induce has always been drawn to the sounds of soul and R&#038;B. In celebration of Issue 50, Induce pays homage to his hometown via a mix for Wax Poetics comprised of Miami boogie gems.]]></description>
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<p>Miami producer-cum-singer <a href="http://www.thewonderfulsound.com/" target="_blank">Induce</a> has always been drawn to the sounds of soul and R&amp;B. Stories of him as a five-year-old singing (loudly) Marvin Gaye’s “Sexual Healing” in his local department store—his mother half-amused, half-horrified in tow—trace his interests back to the likes of Motown, and soon enough, Michael Jackson. As the ’90s slid on, Induce later became hooked on new jack swing, Jodeci, and Boyz II Men, still traveling along this same path and expanding it into a different era.<span id="more-25942"></span></p>
<p>While it’s only been in the last few years that he’s started incorporating his own vocals into songs in order to create his own take on his first love, <a href="http://www.fatbeats.com/products/the-wonderful-sound-of-induce-pretty-b-w-get-down-saturday-night-12" target="_blank">Induce’s single “Pretty,”</a> a boogie groove with obvious nods to Prince, taps into his years of listening experience and gets it right.</p>
<p>In celebration of <a href="http://www.waxpoetics.com/wax-poetics-magazine/issue-50" target="_blank">Issue 50</a>, Induce pays homage to his hometown via a mix for Wax Poetics comprised of Miami boogie gems.</p>
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<p><strong>Track List</strong></p>
<p>1. Omari “After Loving You” (Bound Sound) 1983<br />
2. The Blue Denim Band “Spunk in the Funk” (Rose)<br />
3. Komputer Kid “Video Jones” (Jones) 1983<br />
4. Vernon Burch “Do It to Me” (Spector) 1981<br />
5. Klockwurk “Get Up Outcha Seat” (Red Rooster) 1981<br />
6. King Tut “Comin Out” (TK Disco) 1980<br />
7. Unit 3 “Let’s Boogie (Tonight)” (Bound Sound) 1982<br />
8. Hokis Pokis “Can’t Wait for Love” (Shield) 1975<br />
9. Michael Sterling “Desperate” (Success) 1983<br />
10. Mirror “Give It Up” (Get Off) 1979<br />
11. Starr’s Computer Band “Computer Rock Control” (Survivor) 1983<br />
12. Fall-Out “Der – Mer” (Tshamba) 1983<br />
13. Osé “Party Beat” (Treasure) 1984<br />
14. Extra Funk Factory “Final Mix” (Konduko) 1984</p>
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<p>Egon at Now-Again Records talks about Kourosh Yaghmaei and the collection <em>Back From the Brink: Pre-Revolution Psychedelic Rock From Iran: 1973-1979</em>.<span id="more-26037"></span><br />
Author Tad Hershorn discusses his book <em>Norman Granz: The Man Who Used Jazz for Justice</em>, published by University of California Press.<br />
Olan O&#8217;Brien at Dublin-based All City Records is releasing some great new music by DevonWho and Krystal Klear in early 2012.<br />
Chuck Eddy has a new book out called <em>Rock and Roll Always Forgets: A Quarter Century of Music Criticism</em>. He has a few things to say.</p>
<p>Beats by Quelle Chris. Instrumental versions of songs from his album <em>Shotgun &amp; Sleek Rifle</em> and Danny Brown&#8217;s <em>XXX</em>.</p>
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<p><strong>Track List</strong></p>
<p>1. Egon interview<br />
2. &#8220;Ghazal&#8221; Kourosh Yaghmaei<br />
3. Egon interview<br />
4. &#8220;Ghahr&#8221; Kourosh Yaghmaei<br />
5. Tad Hershorn interview<br />
6. &#8220;Lady Be Good&#8221; Charlie Parker with Jazz at the Philharmonic (1946)<br />
7. Tad Hershorn interview<br />
8. &#8220;Indiana&#8221; Lionel Hampton (with Oscar Peterson, Ray Brown, Buddy Rich, Herb Ellis) (1954)<br />
9. Olan O&#8217;Brien interview<br />
10. &#8220;Strange Brew&#8221; DevonWho<br />
11. Olan O&#8217;Brien interview<br />
12. &#8220;From The Start&#8221; Krystal Klear<br />
13. Chuck Eddy interview<br />
14. &#8220;Flamethrower&#8221; The J. Geils Band<br />
15. Chuck Eddy interview<br />
16. &#8220;I Ain&#8217;t Got Nobody&#8221; Emmett Miller</p>
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		<title>Salsa Underground</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Feb 2012 20:40:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew Mason</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Airto Moreira]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Montuno Records]]></category>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_26035" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 630px"><a href="http://www.waxpoetics.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/RecordMart.jpg" rel="lightbox[25956]"><img class="size-full wp-image-26035" title="Record Mart, 1973. © Brian Merlis Colection, www.brooklynpix.com" src="http://www.waxpoetics.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/RecordMart.jpg" alt="" width="620" height="419" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Record Mart, 1973. © Brian Merlis Colection, www.brooklynpix.com</p></div>
<p>The Times Square Subway station is one of the busiest in the world, serving more than fifty-eight million passengers a year. Not a bad place to set up business—and in 1961, that&#8217;s exactly what Jesse Moskowitz did, opening a tiny record store in an odd crook of a subterranean tunnel that connected subway platforms to daylight above. <span id="more-25956"></span>The store lay beyond the turnstiles and could only be reached via the purchase of a token–not an issue for the underground denizens who used the station as a transfer point between downtown jobs and homes that were farther flung, particularly the first and second generation Latinos whose population was then booming in the city. Moskowitz, along with employees like future Latin music historian Harry Sepulveda, recognized this, and Record Mart, as the shop was known, developed a reputation as a go-to spot for the latest in mambo and its hip nephew salsa.</p>
<p>Wax Poetics contributor Pablo &#8220;DJ Bongohead&#8221; Yglesias tells the terrific tale of Record Mart and its spin-off record label, Montuno, in a hefty thirty-page booklet that accompanies a nuanced cross-section of the music from the noted independent label. Available on vinyl, CD, and digital formats from <span style="color: #000000;">Vampisoul</span>, <span style="color: #3366ff;"><span style="color: #3366ff;"><em><a href="http://www.vampisoul.com/detail_cd.asp?referencia=128" target="_blank">Subway Salsa: The Montuno Records Story</a> </em></span></span>is a welcome addition to any Latin music lover&#8217;s library and a nice counterpoint to the proverbial <em>gorila de 800 libras</em> that is the Fania/Vaya/Alegre/Tico family.</p>
<p>Highlights from the twenty-eight-song compilation are many, stretching from the early Afro-Pachanga classic &#8220;Bon Bon De Chocolate&#8221; by Lou Pérez through several mid-&#8217;70s burners from Yambú (excluding, however, their disco hit &#8220;Sunny&#8221;) to solid mid-&#8217;80s offerings from Zaperoko and Airto Moreira.</p>
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